Thread: MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

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    Quote Originally Posted by RSone View Post
    The Moonies?
    These guys

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_M..._Church_of_God

    apparently they are trying to establish foothold in Eastern Europe. Donīt they know that we use such guys as human sacrifices? Foolish Koreans.

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    Afternoon, MPN. How goes it? Or for the urban members, what it do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Token White Guy View Post
    Afternoon, MPN. How goes it? Or for the urban members, what it do?
    Word. Been up for a few hours. Started my day off with a excellent breakfast and a few beers. Still trying to figure out what I feel like doing. Lackluster motivation today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tercio67 View Post
    Ah, the rain stopped.
    Bring some rain here!!......2 weeks since we had a drop of rain....today 33 C!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mate View Post
    Bring some rain here!!......2 weeks since we had a drop of rain....today 33 C!!!
    Ah yes, I remember the nice temeperatures last time I was round your parts. It went from freezing your nuts off to a slow boil inside my body armour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlintHillBilly View Post
    Word. Been up for a few hours. Started my day off with a excellent breakfast and a few beers. Still trying to figure out what I feel like doing. Lackluster motivation today.
    Same. I'm watching horrible c-rated movies on Netflix to pass the time.

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    Had an interview call yesterday. Turns out the guy was a vet. Talked about the job for a little bit and then ended up talking about guns and the middle east for an hr...lol.

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    Walked a long evening stroll and this busty little thing first asked me in broken english for light, then money for coffey and then tried to grab my d***. Today was a good day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fargin View Post
    Walked a long evening stroll and this busty little thing first asked me in broken english for light, then money for coffey and then tried to grab my d***. Today was a good day.
    I almost didn't read the part about busty li'l thing the first time around . Sounds like another nigerian man rape in the making

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fargin View Post
    Walked a long evening stroll and this busty little thing first asked me in broken english for light, then money for coffey and then tried to grab my d***. Today was a good day.
    Nice. You must be cuter than you post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fargin View Post
    Walked a long evening stroll and this busty little thing first asked me in broken english for light, then money for coffey and then tried to grab my d***. Today was a good day.
    You're lucky, it could have ended something like this:


    Kimmy: This one was following me like little puppy dog all around, all night, saying that he fall in love with me, asked to marry me.

    Alan: Classic Stu.

    Kimmy: I dance for him, he tickle me, we have sex...

    Phil: You're not married yet it's no big deal.

    Stu Price: It's cheating. No offense to you, you're a lovely woman, it's a violation of my moral code.

    Kimmy: What code is that? Stu you loved it, you were crying saying how special it was. I had to slow down so I didn't drop my load too quick.

    Stu Price: Load?

    Alan: What load?

    Kimmy: Oh you know, my sperm.

    Stu Price: That is wrong, you're talking about my sperm. Where would your sperm come from?

    Kimmy: My balls. You're in Bangkok, there's a reason they don't call it Bangcunt!



    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1411697/quotes

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    ^ I thought that maybe too.

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    what you goons all up to tonight

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    Just chillin

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    Laundry......

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