having your regular watering hole flooded with exceptionaly high number of hawties : #win
managing to creep all of them because you are almost wasted: #fail
Ah well, you have your good days and your shyte days.
Good morning, lovelys.
having your regular watering hole flooded with exceptionaly high number of hawties : #win
managing to creep all of them because you are almost wasted: #fail
Ah well, you have your good days and your shyte days.
You should have offered them something to drink.
i thought the idea was to get them drunk and drop their guard, not the other way around?
Don't think of it as failing, think of it as doing the other men present a favour.
Did he mention they were girls? You are prejudious by assuming...![]()
Well, to be honest I had a 7 drink lead over the first semi decent chick to enter the pub. I am surprised I didn't put my rape face on...
I did manage to scare a couple of clove cigarette smoking hipster like skinny dudes with a proposition of a fist fight in the smoking zone.
On the plus side I did not run over anything while driving home on a bike in the middle of a monsoon thunderstorm. Even Gandhi would be pleased with my non violence.
My German Shepard puppy tore up my stuffed animal lion which I had since I was a kid.......![]()
^Awww it's so adorable!![]()