Reply With Quoteafter 1,985 posts I realize that I cant spell worth sh!t, somebody install spell checker here please!!
stop being racist.
after 1,985 posts I realize that I cant spell worth sh!t, somebody install spell checker here please!!
Im paranoid that i might be losing weight while I sleep.
That strikes me as uncharacteristically vindictive of you, Ed.Originally Posted by ed316
It was an accident. When I was about to spit he pulled up next to me and by the time my loogie was in the air he was right next to me. Right on his windshield. Should of seen the look on his face. I think at first he thought it was bird shyt. I apologise though. When it was green he just sped off like a little kid.
Good night. Girlfriends home gonna see what she's planning to cook.
take it easy.
I hope you cook for her too.
If by that you mean, jumping out of the closet in full BDUs to pounce on her for some ninja ***, then I fully support you.
(Slip it into her butt!)
I just told a big lie. I hope I don't get busted. I don't even think it was worth it.
i'm going to pick my parents up at the airport tonight. flight gets in in one hour, give or take a few minutes.
im only excited to see what they brought back, because i didn't get anything from anyone on my birthday.
join the club. I don't get jack **** for birthdays or new years. I don't mind though, I don't really want anything...a couple of books would be nice..but otherwise..
new years? i just shoot fireworks and ****.
but i didnt get so much as a card or a 'happy birthday' from anyone except my brother. sometimes, those little things mean a lot.
I pissed out my best friends truck window in lake havasu once.
It was going on 12:00 and the cops had a lock down so we needed to get home fast... so i told my best friends girl friend to roll her window up or i'd piss on her. (she was in the back)
I love being drunk off my ass.
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