Thread: MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

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    Nothing near the bum

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    I'd always imagined that girls pooped flowers and small, rounded stones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jobu View Post
    You'd better wash your hands first. Just don't use the sink if deft or bridget are around.
    ...or the liguid soap.


    Yep. I've peed in that too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jobu View Post
    You'd better wash your hands first. Just don't use the sink if deft or bridget are around.
    If I ever find you, Im gonna pee in your sink

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    Im off to take a piss in the sink, then try to go to bed again....see you boys in a couple hours...

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    ok.
    zis iz time for me to say "me drunk" to all you yanks and other engrish shpeaking folck.
    so.
    JD on ze rocks please.
    hrmphph.
    seriously, im drunk inthe heart of workoing day. fvck.

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    I try to effect by kicking the facts
    and stacking much mail
    I'm packing a gat cuz guys wanna jack
    and **** goin to jail
    Cuz I ain't equipped to stop how I look
    I don't sell ya-yo
    They teachin a brother like I was in books
    Follow me into a flow
    I'm sure you know, which way to go
    I'm hittin em out of the dopes
    So slip on the slope, let's skip on the flow
    I'm ****in the sluts and hoes
    The bigger the butts the tighter the clothes
    The gimminy jimminy grows

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    Seriously, Canadians shouldn't be rapping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jobu View Post
    Seriously, Canadians shouldn't be rapping.
    So what about people from Oakland California?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvanL View Post
    So what about people from Oakland California?
    They shouldn't be reproducing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bridget View Post
    Im off to take a piss in the sink, then try to go to bed again....see you boys in a couple hours...
    I hope you forget to sanitize it until after you brushed your teeth in the morning.

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    She is only pissing in the mens urinal because all the toilets and sinks in the ladies are being used....

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    Is that a can of EB I spot? haha.

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    What else would you serve at the Perth Cup?

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    This Perth Cup sounds like a real classy affair.

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