MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

[Roldwin]

I have only two legs and two *****es

how come?

2 cañones?

where do you hide the second one???

[ed316]

I won $3,000 in Vegas a couple of years ago

[TallGuy]

I won $3,000 in Vegas a couple of years ago

Did you spend it on hookers?

[ed316]

Did you spend it on hookers?

No, they wanted like a third of my winnings, so I just put into my bank account and won $500 the very next day. ( My girlfriend doesn't want a threesome)

[2Sheds_Jackson]

A pivotal moment of my young adulthood came when we took our trash to the dump -and I tried to shoo all the GD seagulls out of the way - but as I threw some trash on the heap, I hit a gull and badly broke it's wing. I knew it was doomed to die a slow agonizing death, so I beat it to death with a club as humanely as I could.

To this day, beating seagulls to death with a club still gives me a huuuge *****.

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

I played in Australia's premier junior Football category when I was 16.

There is players in the current Australian side I played against.

Now they are filthy ****ing rich and going to the world cup.

I'm a middle income earner, having a fag and talking about my past on some internet forum.

[ed316]

I played in Australia's premier junior Football category when I was 16.

There is players in the current Australian side I played against.

Now they are filthy ****ing rich and going to the world cup.

I'm a middle income earner, having a fag and talking about my past on some internet forum.

Man, all those fine ass girls you could be banging and all the bling bling

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

What I get for playing in a team of retards.

It deserves a story/thread in itself. But I cant be ****ed.

[TallGuy]

I just ate a slice of bread with cheese.

[2Sheds_Jackson]

Back when we were dating, I made my wife laugh so hard during a romantic dinner a fancy restaurant, that she unwittingly spit a chunk of food into my open mouth. I wound up marrying her anyway for some reason.

[Snoshi]

I just ate a slice of bread with cheese.

OMG thats hardcore!

[achilles]

We went mountain camping with a bunch of friends a few years ago and i had an axe slammed on my head accidentally. It took me a few hours of lonely meditation and lots of booze to start voicing coherent chunks of language again.

[wulfstan]

We went mountain camping with a bunch of friends a few years ago and i had an axe slammed on my head accidentally. It took me a few hours of lonely meditation and lots of booze to start voicing coherent chunks of language again.

That was no accident.

[achilles]

That was no accident.

I have had other objects thrown on purpose against me but not this one . One of the guys had this not so bright idea to climb up a tree with the axe mounted on his belt. It happened that i was standing right next to the tree while he was playing Tarzan about 10 feet above the ground. What a surprise, the axe slipped off his belt and zapped "you know where".

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

That's just what you were told.