Thread: MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro Jangles View Post
    So, i decide to not drink tonight and drive my homies around, how does karma repay me? i get bit by a dog. my hand hurts.
    Damn and dude what happend to youre user name?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro Jangles View Post
    So, i decide to not drink tonight and drive my homies around, how does karma repay me? i get bit by a dog. my hand hurts.
    You might of been my DD last night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Euroamerican View Post
    I just had dinner. I put some canned salmon on a salad, added some parm, some olives, some capers, and some balsamic salad dressing.

    It was yummy. I just had a peach for dessert.

    I got a lot of paint scraping and put a primer coat on the section of siding since about eight hours ago. I'm bushed.
    Fresh bread, crumbly Cheshire cheese, tomato and olives...it really hit the spot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by offspring_18_87 View Post
    You got hand raped by a dog, son.
    had the dog not been 16 id have ****ed it up, then, i take my drunk Friends to Zips and find myself in the middle of a minor race riot. Told a white guy to quote "shut it honkey" and i accidentally step on some black guys shoes, who got pissed, so i said " Chill brotha, S'all cooo."

    Quote Originally Posted by BAF View Post
    Damn and dude what happend to youre user name?
    Multiple Personalities.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kap View Post
    You might of been my DD last night.
    My guess if that were the case, id have been bit harder, and have gone to the clinic this morning.
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    I took the photo today and found it funny. We found it so in a park:



    I am sure a little one somewhere is crying after him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murus View Post
    I took the photo today and found it funny. We found it so in a park:



    I am sure a little one somewhere is crying after him.
    You think it was out on a stag night last night?
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    No, it seemed to be clean and dry.

    What happened with the bird?
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    I logged into my banking account to find it at 2,632$ in savings. I'm rich! (it comes as a surprise as I was under the impression I only had 1k in savings)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murus View Post
    No, it seemed to be clean and dry.

    What happened with the bird?
    Little bird flew away, story had a happy ending
    How is stockholm today? Looks like another nice day according to the foto.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MN_Air View Post
    I logged into my banking account to find it at 2,632$ in savings. I'm rich! (it comes as a surprise as I was under the impression I only had 1k in savings)
    I recently had to spend a lot of money nursing a small bird back to health, approx 1,632 dollars. I am excepting doe nations.
    This is toe-tally legiti mate
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    Watching the 'special features' footage from Jersey Shore. Yeah.
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    Why are watching Jersey Shore?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AroundTheCorner View Post
    Why are watching Jersey Shore?
    Everyone loves Snooky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Custodes View Post
    Everyone loves Snooky.
    Has she got the fat f*cked off of her yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by meinteil View Post
    Has she got the fat f*cked off of her yet?
    Somehow or rather, I like it when you say that.
    Absolutely f*cking EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
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