
Originally Posted by
kinney_bmx
Hey I gots a woman. I complain about everything else
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So I was at this party. It was alright but nothing great. This girl tries to talk to me and obviously wants to ****, but I'm not having it. I call my friend over and they hit it off, so we are all talking for awhile when she goes to get a drink. On the way back she drops the drink on the floor. My friend turns around since his back is to her and starts laughing really hard. Suddenly her hand is on his shoulder gripping him. We then realize that she is actually a bear and her bear paw is about to gouge him. I call the cops real quick because all this is causing a hucus. So then my friend goes to get in his pocket to get out his knife but all he can find is spaghetti. The cops finally arrive. They open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur