MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

[Laconian]

It takes a few years to work out how to check out women without your wife noticing. But it is a skill worth mastering. Trust me on that.

Never try to hide anything, it's deceitful. Nothing wrong with looking, ogling on the other hand is disrespectful. My wife learned a long time ago, I look at stuff around me, scanning. If my eye stops the first thing she asks is, "Should we move away?"

[Scriptable]

Never try to hide anything, it's deceitful. Nothing wrong with looking, ogling on the other hand is disrespectful. My wife learned a long time ago, I look at stuff around me, scanning. If my eye stops the first thing she asks is, "Should we move away?"

Are you familiar with the phrase "pussy whipped"?

[Zorro C9]

Why? He'll only be tired when I catch him.

Pft, you'll probably just wait for the locals to get him then whip out the pre-made press release claiming all credit due to stellar planning and 291 undercover officers

I didn't know who Kinny was before I read your post. I'd heard the jokes; didn't get them. Now I do. Now I know who he is.

He's a girlieman.

[Gleipnir]

MPbet public bar?
More like MPNet soap opera.
Who needs television?

[Jurpula]

It takes a few years to work out how to check out women without your wife noticing. But it is a skill worth mastering. Trust me on that.

Badass Top Gun shades are a nifty tool

[Evolv5]

MPbet public bar?
More like MPNet soap opera.
Who needs television?

Speaking of gossip, I don't remember timetraveller making such random posts before. Wat is gebeurt?

[Laconian]

Pft, you'll probably just wait for the locals to get him then whip out the pre-made press release claiming all credit due to stellar planning and 291 undercover officers

I didn't know who Kinny was before I read your post. I'd heard the jokes; didn't get them. Now I do. Now I know who he is.

He's a girlieman.

You have me confused with another agency. We actually work quite well with the locals. I always let the locals do the press thing (and my boss) and try to stay out of the way.

[Gleipnir]

Speaking of gossip, I don't remember timetraveller making such random posts before. Wat is gebeurt?

I do remember timetraveller making bizarre, random posts

[Pandemonium]

Speaking of gossip, I don't remember timetraveller making such random posts before. Wat is er gebeurd?

Nice keep trying, Can you speak Dutch with a funny accent?

[Evolv5]

Nice keep trying, Can you speak Dutch with a funny accent?

Everyone in Maastricht thought I was german, the other Dutch thought I was Flemish. Do my best

[Corrupt]

MPbet public bar?

Well it wasn't a hobo hangout anymore. Maybe we should reinstate the working mans bar, no metro skater shoes title.[

Speaking of gossip, I don't remember timetraveller making such random posts before. Wat is gebeurt?

I know what you mean. I have a memory in the distant pass of him making some vague sense.

[tercio67]

Nice keep trying, Can you speak Dutch with a funny accent?

I blame popular 'culture'

[Kap]

I was about to post that Kinney is starting to sound like 1911...

[PeterRJG]

I keep misreading the thread title as the "MPnet pubic bar".

[Pandemonium]

Everyone in Maastricht thought I was german, the other Dutch thought I was Flemish. Do my best

Everything is better then a French accent in Dutch, That is one thing I noticed with the Dutch , they are completely incapable of recognising or imitating a Flemish accent.
Where were you originally from again?