Thread: MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterRJG View Post
    Why is a fanny your backside in Obamaland?
    Only elementary school teachers use that term.

    Ass is the correct term.
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    Custodes, you sir are good luck

    A AE86 just popped up on craigslist for $2000. I'm totally calling on it tomorrow to see if its the hatch or coupe model
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterRJG View Post
    Why is a fanny your backside in Obamaland?
    Because if it wasn't, then doggy style would be the missionary position.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterRJG View Post
    Why is a fanny your backside in Obamaland?
    Where'd you hear that? Here we call it Obamanation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anthony91 View Post
    Ass is the correct term.
    Ass'ie May and Freddy Mac. FTW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kinney_bmx View Post
    Custodes, you sir are good luck

    A AE86 just popped up on craigslist for $2000. I'm totally calling on it tomorrow to see if its the hatch or coupe model
    Psych. Hope it's a good fit Kal-el.

    Good things come to those who wait.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoftLion View Post
    Can you imagine a poor foreigner having to travel to Boston, then Cleveland, then Mississippi? Now that is a diversity of dialects.
    a lot of my buddies from the marines have been getting married in the last few years and i can't go to a wedding without becoming a novelty for my accent. in florida, pittsburgh, buffalo and oregon. you would think i had three heads
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterRJG View Post
    Why is a fanny your backside in Obamaland?
    I love this one.

    "Now you be good or I'll spank you on your fanny!"



    EDIT: And "root"ing for teams.
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    Quote Originally Posted by szr View Post
    Where'd you hear that? Here we call it Obamanation.
    As in, "these exorbitant spending measures destined to lead to inflation, bankruptcy, or both, is an Obamanation."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anthony91 View Post
    Only elementary school teachers use that term.

    Ass is the correct term.
    So, if you gave a girl a pat on the fanny in the UK or Australia, what do you reckon would happen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterRJG View Post
    So, if you gave a girl a pat on the fanny in the UK or Australia, what do you reckon would happen?
    Diplomatic Relations would strengthen between our threesome of nations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterRJG View Post
    So, if you gave a girl a pat on the fanny in the UK or Australia, what do you reckon would happen?
    Or if they say

    "Wait, I'll just go into my fanny pack"....
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarineDEP4 View Post
    a lot of my buddies from the marines have been getting married in the last few years and i can't go to a wedding without becoming a novelty for my accent. in florida, pittsburgh, buffalo and oregon. you would think i had three heads
    Being a Mad Assed, Ass kicking Jarhead, I wouldnt be surprised if you had 3 heads, 1 for your sight, 1 for your bar tab and 1 on the nearest piece of skirt!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeterRJG View Post
    So, if you gave a girl a pat on the fanny in the UK or Australia, what do you reckon would happen?
    Their gingivitis-filled smile would make you wish you had never done so?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Custodes View Post
    Psych. Hope it's a good fit Kal-el.

    Good things come to those who wait.
    *brofist*

    Best dude on MPN right there
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