I've never been into ass *** Wots but, tried it once a decade or so. If ya need lube ya need lube. Butter/Oil is OK for regular partners (not water soluble.) When they grab the chapstick that crap just won't work though.
Damn it, damn you guys for getting my hope up. What if they turn out to be trolls? LOL.
*dons BDP, grabs PKM*
FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY. If i'm not back at the end of the week you guys can have my used toothpick collection.