Thread: MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pandemonium View Post
    I am willing to drive all the way to Holland to come and kick your a$$
    Love you bro. (No Homo)
    Last edited by brokenclog; 06-01-2011 at 05:22 PM. Reason: Added the no homo, for clarity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brokenclog View Post
    Love you bro.
    you forgot the (no Homo)

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    Quote Originally Posted by wotsnext View Post
    I've not, sounds revolting.
    Sometimes, you make due.

    I've found, if you are horny, it is not gross. If you are not horny, it will make you vomit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pandemonium View Post
    you forgot the (no Homo)
    Corrected it. Also, the place is called Almere. It sucks...Badly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brokenclog View Post
    Corrected it. Also, the place is called Almere. It sucks...Badly.
    why did you go there in the first place?

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    I've never been into ass *** Wots but, tried it once a decade or so. If ya need lube ya need lube. Butter/Oil is OK for regular partners (not water soluble.) When they grab the chapstick that crap just won't work though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pandemonium View Post
    why did you go there in the first place?
    It's dirt cheap compared to Amsterdam, and I was a bit short on cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Custodes View Post
    I've never been into ass *** Wots but, tried it once a decade or so. If ya need lube ya need lube. Butter/Oil is OK for regular partners (not water soluble.) When they grab the chapstick that crap just won't work though.
    You old rascal.

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    Damn it, damn you guys for getting my hope up. What if they turn out to be trolls? LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RSone View Post
    Damn it, damn you guys for getting my hope up. What if they turn out to be trolls? LOL.

    Burn them in a Wickerman

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    Quote Originally Posted by RSone View Post
    Damn it, damn you guys for getting my hope up. What if they turn out to be trolls? LOL.
    At the very least you will make new friends. They have some mighty tastey vittles. And maybe some hot friends... if you can handle, multi-generational ethnic shindigs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RSone View Post
    Damn it, damn you guys for getting my hope up. What if they turn out to be trolls? LOL.
    Then again, they might not be



    better go and find out.

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    *dons BDP, grabs PKM*
    FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY. If i'm not back at the end of the week you guys can have my used toothpick collection.

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    or maybe they don't,

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    There is always the beer method, to help eyesight;


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