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    Quote Originally Posted by Quietscheentchen View Post
    What i hate is when i slumber and suddenly have the feeling as if i was falling out of the bed (which does not happen) and then i get up startled, my heart beating like ****. I ****ing hate that feeling.
    Yeah that too.

    The one i had i thought someone opened the door and i couldnt move.

    So, what does it say corrupt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PEMM View Post
    The one i had i thought someone opened the door and i couldnt move.
    You were just paralyzed with fear.

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    But no-one opened the door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PEMM View Post
    Yeah that too.

    The one i had i thought someone opened the door and i couldnt move.

    So, what does it say corrupt?
    Sounds like subconsciously you wish to get raped.

    I hope i could help you.

    Sincere regards, Dr. Freud

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Lob View Post
    It wasn't nice and originally I did not want it. But it has been a "blessing" in disguise. I am very happy (understatement) at the result.
    A dear friend of mind just said the same thing on Sunday night. He was reflecting on his divorce of about five years ago. They just weren't meant to be married, and he now sees the whole unpleasant event as "the right thing to have happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quietscheentchen View Post
    Sounds like subconsciously you wish to get raped.

    I hope i could help you.

    Sincere regards, Dr. Freud
    Well, if it was a woman.

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    Wifey has shown me a camo smock she has bought as a Christmas gift for .... my sons Yorkshire terrier

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    Quote Originally Posted by PEMM View Post
    So, what does it say corrupt?
    It's a stealth tax, not pension reform. It affects nurses, teachers and lollipop ladies. The private sector should whine at the government too rather than bitching public sector pensions are much better. Only people believing propaganda oppose the strike. The pensions are already rubbish. Nothing too exciting really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quietscheentchen View Post
    Sounds like subconsciously you wish to get raped.

    I hope i could help you.

    Sincere regards, Dr. Freud
    I second that diagnosis. Pemm, what s(e)xual fetishes do you have? Something involving men scantily clad in studded leather in a jail enviroment?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wotsnext View Post
    Wifey has shown me a camo smock she has bought as a Christmas gift for .... my sons Yorkshire terrier
    Awesome. Now all the little fella needs is a maroon beret and a sten gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PEMM View Post
    Well, if it was a woman.
    There are all kinds of women on this planet. Good luck!

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    Screw you guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brokenclog View Post
    Awesome. Now all the little fella needs is a maroon beret and a sten gun.
    Indeed ... The Dogs of War.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PEMM View Post
    Well, if it was a woman.
    A hairy polish shot-putter woman with a strap-on?

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    Oh please Piirka, stop telling us of your fetishes.

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