Thread: MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

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    Hahaha.. good luck with your stalker, bee.

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    See ya Token

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    Is this the Waltons where everyone says goodnight to one another?

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    Night John Boy

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    I own 3 lighters and can't find one anywhere! Matches are nowhere to be found and this house has an electric oven.

    What do I do?

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    Stick it in the electric oven where you see the glowing wire and puff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by junglejim View Post
    Stick it in the electric oven where you see the glowing wire and puff.
    I'm pretty sure I'd be run out of Orange Co. if I did such a thing. I need a better option and fairly soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laworkerbee View Post
    I own 3 lighters and can't find one anywhere! Matches are nowhere to be found and this house has an electric oven.

    What do I do?
    No, ask what would McGyver do!
    Find some ingredients for an exotermic chemical reaction...

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    Ask the Chinese girl for a lighter.

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    Apply the ciggie to your scarf because it's HOT BABY

    Either that or try and walk the streets for the hottest looking girl smoking and move on in, I've done that a few times. works a treat

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    i still love and watch the show MacGyver
    lol

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    I need better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laworkerbee View Post
    I own 3 lighters and can't find one anywhere! Matches are nowhere to be found and this house has an electric oven.

    What do I do?
    Disassemble a flashlight and put a cigarette in the hole where the bulb went. The reflector will now concentrate the sun's rays on the tip of the smoke.
    You may now smoke you Lucky Strike or use it to start more fires.

    That's all free by the way.

    Wait...sun is down. Apply a 9 volt to a brillo pad and it will become red hot very quickly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laworkerbee View Post
    I need better.
    You could stop smoking.




    Naw never mind , that's just crazy talk.

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    If all else fails....drink your own piss.

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