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    Good evening, Gents.

    * grabs something to drink *


    Funny situation this week

    My boss took some days off and appointed me in charge of the office. "Being in charge" doesnīt mean more money nor a promotion, itīs just that if any problem emerges, theyīll call me to deal with it.

    He specifically asked everybody to give me a hand upon my request.

    Well, my first "being in charge" day started as usuall, but as soon as I politely tried to see how everything was going on or requested some help, all the worse from my so-called coworkers erupted: a lady (who spends all her days asking for MY help, for free, that I friendly give) rejected me and started to complain for any imaginable ground. At the end she simply said "canīt you do it yourself, whatīs the matter with you ?" (only one day before she requested my help with a case of her own private practice)

    Another lady, who is an overestimated old f*rt whose only merit is that she was there when they opened years ago, spent all day being `ironicī, not helping, making fun of or ignoring everything I said and, as a grand finale, she had a rage attack (literally) when I said something as silly as "donīt forget to lock the door when you leave".

    What an unnecessary, stupid way to make yourself look like a total piece of cr*p.

    I thought I had 2 coworkers, now I see I have 2 worthless elements I canīt count on at all. Needless to say, I had to do all the work myself.

    I sent a mail to our boss reporting it; I donīt care: they failed as team, as professionals, and ignored an order, not to mention their disrispectful means toward me.

    Talking about it with a Mr who works in a different area, he told me that episodes like these are pretty common: people turn from cool to sh*t when youīre given just a little authority, much specially when they know itīs just for some days.

    Iīll pay back, thatīs a given fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by armored_diplomacy View Post
    Good evening, Gents.

    * grabs something to drink *


    Funny situation this week

    My boss took some days off and appointed me in charge of the office. "Being in charge" doesnīt mean more money nor a promotion, itīs just that if any problem emerges, theyīll call me to deal with it.

    He specifically asked everybody to give me a hand upon my request.

    Well, my first "being in charge" day started as usuall, but as soon as I politely tried to see how everything was going on or requested some help, all the worse from my so-called coworkers erupted: a lady (who spends all her days asking for MY help, for free, that I friendly give) rejected me and started to complain for any imaginable ground. At the end she simply said "canīt you do it yourself, whatīs the matter with you ?" (only one day before she requested my help with a case of her own private practice)

    Another lady, who is an overestimated old f*rt whose only merit is that she was there when they opened years ago, spent all day being `ironicī, not helping, making fun of or ignoring everything I said and, as a grand finale, she had a rage attack (literally) when I said something as silly as "donīt forget to lock the door when you leave".

    What an unnecessary, stupid way to make yourself look like a total piece of cr*p.

    I thought I had 2 coworkers, now I see I have 2 worthless elements I canīt count on at all. Needless to say, I had to do all the work myself.

    I sent a mail to our boss reporting it; I donīt care: they failed as team, as professionals, and ignored an order, not to mention their disrispectful means toward me.

    Talking about it with a Mr who works in a different area, he told me that episodes like these are pretty common: people turn from cool to sh*t when youīre given just a little authority, much specially when they know itīs just for some days.

    Iīll pay back, thatīs a given fact.
    You must never help the first woman again. As for the second woman, watch carefully, when you see a crack in her defense, attack! Or better yet, have someone else set up to do it.

    It is annoying to be put in a situation with authority yet no pay nor title. **** your boss. Will it lead to a promotion? If so, good luck. Don't be too needy with the boss unless it is a regular problem he sticks you with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by custodes View Post
    You must never help the first woman again. As for the second woman, watch carefully, when you see a crack in her defense, attack! Or better yet, have someone else set up to do it.
    Iīll certainly do, thanks. They lost my respect for ever.
    Totally uncalled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by custodes View Post
    On what side of the street did you drive?
    Any which one I wanted.
    Just kidding. I drove on the left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rattfink View Post
    Any which one I wanted.
    Just kidding. I drove on the left.
    Good then your sword arm is free for fighting off bandits, as you pass them going the other way, in Hampstead Heath!


    AD: Find out that second womans' worst enemies. Work on them. Set them up for the boss. When all hell breaks loose, pile on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by custodes View Post
    Good then your sword arm is free for fighting off bandits, as you pass them going the other way, in Hampstead Heath!


    AD: Find out that second womans' worst enemies. Work on them. Set them up for the boss. When all hell breaks loose, pile on!
    Sword < Bumper

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    Quote Originally Posted by custodes View Post

    AD: Find out that second womans' worst enemies. Work on them. Set them up for the boss. When all hell breaks loose, pile on!

    .........

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    Oooooh look I'm awake and its 04:48 hrs. Go to bed you filthy Yanks. Time to get your tissues out.

    No morning glory either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Lob View Post
    Oooooh look I'm awake and its 04:48 hrs. Go to bed you filthy Yanks. Time to get your tissues out.

    No morning glory either.
    We say time to grab your sock over here .

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    Crusty as well as perverted. We have Polish servants for that............................................ (can't believe I just said taht)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Lob View Post
    Crusty as well as perverted. We have Polish servants for that............................................ (can't believe I just said taht)
    That was disgusting...ly good!

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    A jolly good morning to all of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by armored_diplomacy View Post
    Iīll certainly do, thanks. They lost my respect for ever.
    Totally uncalled.
    Electric drill to the knees, baby! That's the only solution.
    Deal with them in such a manner and you won't have any problems withe them anymore.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy Lob View Post
    Crusty as well as perverted. We have Polish servants for that............................................ (can't believe I just said taht)
    Wow, that wasn't very nice! I'm actually disappointed by your words. It's such a shame, I thought you were different.

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    Quote Originally Posted by armored_diplomacy View Post
    Blah blah blah...
    Office tarts, what did you expect?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormz_STA View Post
    Wow, that wasn't very nice! I'm actually disappointed by your words. It's such a shame, I thought you were different.
    I beg for your forgiveness.

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