At least you aren't a ginger.
France - around Calais, to be exact - used to always smell funny...
Ich war im Wurzburg geborren, beeyatch
A couple of highly flammable threads going on right now.
I'm gonna hide in the bar, 'cause it's gonna get ugly sooner than later.
I got a really nice massage one time at the salon I go to. Damn it was nice.
Tell me about it. I know a few gwas that would've spontaneously combusted opening their curtains this morning.