MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

[ShotOver]

No matter what I'll still be a couple of fries short.

Hahaha. Ah well mate, the universe has a question.. "What is a full happy meal?"

Put thought into this. And you will find peace..

[Jurpula]

Way to go bringing crack into it. Just because your Finnish.

Just trying to help, mate

[hell]

free condoms at the student health office.

Go poke a small hole in each one of them with a pin.

[getl0st]

I'm not 14 years old.

[Hydro]

14 and 3/4 then, yeesh.

[ShotOver]

14 and 3/4 then, yeesh.

Shouldnt you be sharpening that cricket bat mate? You got some "Whacking" to do.

[getl0st]

And I'm not a Cadet

[Hellfish]

You are a ****.

[Hydro]

Shouldnt you be sharpening that cricket bat mate? You got some "Whacking" to do.

First things first, I'm having a kebab.

[ShotOver]

First things first, I'm having a kebab.

The only time a kebab should legally be eaten is at 0359 at night when you cant even slur "Extra garlic sauce" properly.

[getl0st]

You are a ****.

What's a ****?

[Hellfish]

Stick your hand in your pants. I'm sure you'll find it somewhere in there.

[EvanL]

What's a ****?

Something you will never see.

[EvanL]

Stick your hand in your pants. I'm sure you'll find it somewhere in there.

But deep down in his ******, he knew he was a pussy.

[Hydro]

What's a ****?

Well, you get sand in it.


But for the rest of us, its like a sponge cake. Moist, and tastes great.