MPnet's Fire Support Base Vengeance: Dry Mess & Canteen

[Bombtrack]

I lost my virginity on a moving mass transit train

[sir-chimp]

I had owned 6 vehicles by the time I was 22.

1 car and 5 trucks

[Chuckie]

I had a Hungarian stripper try to sit on my face and was robbed by a Mexican cop.... in the same night.

[BadKarma26]

What is it with military men not wearing underwear?

give me a couple of valid points of why its a good idea to wear underwear and ill start.

[USMC68]

I enjoy mowing the grass, it relieves stress.

[TallGuy]

give me a couple of valid points of why its a good idea to wear underwear and ill start.

Wearing underwear can prevent a painful injury when zipping up your fly..

[Chuckie]

give me a couple of valid points of why its a good idea to wear underwear and ill start.

If you wear whitey tighties it prevents all the important parts from bouncing around too much.

[BadKarma26]

whitey tighties are about as cool as a poodle perms or star trek

[Redux]

my dad's garage over the span of several years once had two porsches and a merc

[California Joe]

Chicks dig me.

And my Dad joined the Mile High Club in 1931.

[Roaming East]

im right handed but left eye dominant

[EvanL]

I listen to starland vocal group

[Flagg]

I once helped Cali Joe bury a hooker in the desert outside of Reno...actually that's a lie.....it was more than one

[2Sheds_Jackson]

I have checked my curbside mailbox while naked.

[EvanL]

I smoked a cigarette on my friends balcony naked.