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  1. 07-13-2006 #751
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvanLloyd
    I just cleaned a litter box full of cat **** and urine. cat urine is one of the worst smells ever. It litearlly burns the nostrils.
    You should try burning cats; you get that singed fur smell initially then a pleasant roast rabbit aroma.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zarathustra
    How much does that smart job pays ?
    It used to pay 10francs an hour, but then the french company who paid for the cat urine for parfum changed over to the euro. So now I get 10euros an hour.
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    Go to the local animal shelter and keep adopting them. When they ask you what's up, just say your darn meth lab keeps killing them.
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    I don't get it. To disguise the meth lab, you need cats around the place (i get that) but the dead cat part, why do they need to be dead?
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    The chemicals used in meth production are extremly harmful to humans, cats, etc. The cats wandering around the joint would be dead in no time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hell_in_a_helmet
    Go to the local animal shelter and keep adopting them. When they ask you what's up, just say your darn meth lab keeps killing them.

    .... exactly... it's always better to tell the truth.... what kind of fool would admit to a meth lab??? btw... Iowa is full of them...
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    Quote Originally Posted by wulfstan
    I don't get it. To disguise the meth lab, you need cats around the place (i get that) but the dead cat part, why do they need to be dead?

    duh.... so you don't have to feed them and clean out the litter boxes....
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    Quote Originally Posted by farmgirl
    btw... Iowa is full of them...
    Nah, everybody knows your state is full of corn. Besides, the statistics show that Oklahoma is the leading meth lab state. Why do you think I know all of this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hell_in_a_helmet
    Nah, everybody knows your state is full of corn. Besides, the statistics show that Oklahoma is the leading meth lab state. Why do you think I know all of this?

    I'm glad to hear that Iowa is no longer in the lead.... I know it's helped a lot that they are monitoring medicines with ephedra (is that the right ingrediant?) now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by farmgirl
    duh.... so you don't have to feed them and clean out the litter boxes....
    I see, plus the fur comes in useful in winter i spose.
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    Sudaphederine (Im sure the spelling is off, but thats one of the key ingrediants that is in alot of OTC medicines). You can't even buy it in OK without showing your driver's license and getting it documented.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wulfstan
    I see, plus the fur comes in useful in winter i spose.

    naturally.... you should see my new calico kitty fur coat.... it's beeee you tee ful!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hell_in_a_helmet
    Sudaphederine (Im sure the spelling is off, but thats one of the key ingrediants that is in alot of OTC medicines). You can't even buy it in OK without showing your driver's license and getting it documented.

    yeah.... they've started that in Iowa too.... it has helped a lot. I think the reason it really became a problem around here was because a lot of farmers weren't very careful about their chemicals... easy to steal...
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    I really hate AOL.
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