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    Quote Originally Posted by PT View Post
    So an Englishman and a Jew walk into a bar...
    The jew hits it first HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *falls off his chair*
    You've been drinking again?

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    Just because I post a really, really, really funny joke. Does not mean that I have been drinking. Oh and yes, yes I have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PT View Post
    I can explain it as, seeing/talking to her is like looking forward to Christmas. It is so good.

    First. Get your feet back on the ground now mate, she's human and poops just like everyone else. That Christmas feeling WILL wear off most likely sooner than later. Forget about what you've built her up to be in your mind and get to know the real person in front of you. Really look. Don't just put her on a pedestal and assume that she's so lofty that she sh*ts marble.


    But, she is 150% smarter than me... so I will never be actually able to hold up a good/intelligent conversation with her.

    Second. NO SELF DEPRECATION EVER!!! UNDERSTAND!!!?? You're a bright dude, I read your posts and I know you can have intelligent discussions as well as engage in witty repartee. Of course there's the mindless drivel too, but that's all in the sense of play.

    Women LOVE self confidence!!!


    That is the thing that holds me back from these kinds of things.

    Wrong answer. You keep thinking like this and you'll miss out on more than romance mate. Don't be afraid to get a bloody nose, just get into the godamned ring and swing. If it works out, great. If it doesen't so what, at least you've learned something to take with you into your next forray.

    Women LOVE self confidence!!!

    So I will take her out, show her an awesome time, be a gentleman because that's the kind of man I am..

    Thats fine, just don't fawn over her or be obsequious, women have only contempt for that type of behavior in men and will stomp all over you and your feelings. Maintain your dignity man. Don't be arrogant, but don't be a squishy fop either. Just be you own lovable self mate and you'll do fine.

    WOMEN LOVE SELF CONFIDENCE!!!!!


    but will not get my hopes up.

    Wrong answer mate. Women can smell self doubt a mile away. Be willing to take it or leave it.

    WOMEN LOVE SELF CONFIDENCE!!!!!!!!!

    Now go get her mate.

    ..........................................................

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    *slaps himself* Holy ****, your right Doc. Cheers mate, good post. I will square my **** away, stat.

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    Do women like self-confidence?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bombtrack View Post
    Do women like self-confidence?
    **whispers**
    No I was just setting him up sshhh.

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    10-4 papa bear

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    Hahahaha, ah I love this site.

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    My mom just showed me pics from her colonoscopy she got done this morning(she was still a bit loopy from the drugs Im hoping)...words can not describe the mental anquish I am in right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by bridget View Post
    My mom just showed me pics from her colonoscopy she got done this morning(she was still a bit loopy from the drugs Im hoping)...words can not describe the mental anquish I am in right now
    After checking out what that actually means, with the help of my friend Google.com I can feel your pain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bridget View Post
    My mom just showed me pics from her colonoscopy she got done this morning(she was still a bit loopy from the drugs Im hoping)...words can not describe the mental anquish I am in right now
    Ehhm. Riiiight......

    And she thought you would like to see them because....?

    Merry christmas bridget, I guess stareing across the table during the christmas dinner will have a whole new meaning this year. I mean, now that you know where all that food you mom is eating is going.. heh hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andreas View Post
    Ehhm. Riiiight......

    And she thought you would like to see them because....?

    Merry christmas bridget, I guess stareing across the table during the christmas dinner will have a whole new meaning this year. I mean, now that you know where all that food you mom is eating is going.. heh hehe
    that didnt make it any better Andreas...thank you

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    Quote Originally Posted by bridget View Post
    that didnt make it any better Andreas...thank you
    ZIING!!

    I frikkin hate "the message is to short"

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    20% of my fellow Dutchmen are idiot retarded communist ****heads.

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