Things I am currently hating

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Some people just use too many emoticons.

No one speed in LAWB's AO. Just some advice.

[Laworkerbee]

Some people just use too many emoticons.

Put a **** in it Clean

[PoGo]

When my wife uses my car and it comes home with dings and dents in the fvcking doors. Everytime she uses it I swear to God. She can't understand she needs to not park next to people with 1980 honda civics who dont give a fvck about their cars.

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Put a **** in it Clean

[Laworkerbee]

Hahahahahaha

[Andreas]

When my wife uses my car and it comes home with dings and dents in the fvcking doors. Everytime she uses it I swear to God. She can't understand she needs to not park next to people with 1980 honda civics who dont give a fvck about their cars.

Hence the male motivation to work hard, earn money for "wifecar" then man keeps his car alone and is happy

[PoGo]

Hence the male motivation to work hard, earn money for "wifecar" then man keeps his car alone and is happy

Ya she earns more money than I do though so that doesn't really apply. She wanted me to buy this car, but everytime she uses it, it comes back looking like it was in a destruction derby.

[Andreas]

Ya she earns more money than I do though so that doesn't really apply. She wanted me to buy this car, but everytime she uses it, it comes back looking like it was in a destruction derby.

I usually save this one for CJ but I feel it is in order..

[PoGo]

I usually save this one for CJ but I feel it is in order..

As long as the next picture is her slamming the bike into the side of the car, it looks like a day in the life if PoGo.

[Andreas]

As long as the next picture is her slamming the bike into the side of the car, it looks like a day in the life if PoGo.

Oh hahahah you mad my day.. *whiping tears**

[gaz]

I hate it when I say fag or **** or gay in public and everyone around me gives me dirty looks, well, i guess this is what happens when you go to oxy...

No, that's what happens when you're a dumb f*ck in public, people will look at you like you're a f*cking halfwit.

[walford]

...how every frikkin woman just see a car as a vehichle that gets them from A to B and doesent need any maintanance, washing, and taking general care of..

I don't feel comfortable saying every, but many women -- and a few men -- regard a vehicle as an appliance that you use and use until it breaks, then you get a new one. Umm...no. It's a MACHINE that requires MAINTENANCE. It has moving parts that need to repaired or replaced periodically.

I had to borrow my mother's car recently and asked her when was the last time she had her oil changed. "Ohh..I dunno. Hee hee hee!" Well, before going to the shop, I took her car to get washed. As I was inflating her tires [none had more than 20lbs each] I noticed that one of her front tires had steel showing through. I ended up putting on two new tires, an oil change and alignment. She let the power steering run out of fluid a while back she said and after filling it up again it is constantly making that dreaded grinding noise. How long it will last, I don't know.

Poor little beast.

[SOG]

Working from home. While it has it's upsides, working in my jammies, watching daytime TV, no rules against drinking beer at work, internet usage whenever, reenacting the lip synching scene in Risky Business at my leisure, masturbating furiously to Elizabeth Hurley holding a pie anytime I feel like it.... it also has a downside, no social interaction with high beaming elevator sluts, or anyone else for that matter, daytime TV, actually laying wood flooring to slide about on in my underpants, The fact that the workday really doesn't end at 4:00, that's when my construction job usually starts, no place to go after work to get away from work, the inevitable question from the wife when she gets home..."what did you do all day, something productive I hope" and those damned chihuahuas always watching me when I'm masturbating furiously to Liz and the pie......

my cockatiel bird watches silently as i deflower myself. her deep black eyes pierce my soul. and i feel.... dirty.

I don't feel comfortable saying every, but many women -- and a few men -- regard a vehicle as an appliance that you use and use until it breaks, then you get a new one. Umm...no. It's a MACHINE that requires MAINTENANCE. It has moving parts that need to repaired or replaced periodically.

I had to borrow my mother's car recently and asked her when was the last time she had her oil changed. "Ohh..I dunno. Hee hee hee!" Well, before going to the shop, I took her car to get washed. As I was inflating her tires [none had more than 20lbs each] I noticed that one of her front tires had steel showing through. I ended up putting on two new tires, an oil change and alignment. She let the power steering run out of fluid a while back she said and after filling it up again it is constantly making that dreaded grinding noise. How long it will last, I don't know.

Poor little beast.

i feel the same about computers. people abuse them then seem shocked when all their **** is mysteriously dead/missing/erased. its a machine, its not magic, regard it with care and it will love you long time!

[mudbunny]

When my wife uses my car and it comes home with dings and dents in the fvcking doors. Everytime she uses it I swear to God. She can't understand she needs to not park next to people with 1980 honda civics who dont give a fvck about their cars.

Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard right now I've got tears streaming down my face. I feel your pain brother, my wife does thee...same...goddamn....thing. She gets hom from work and it's like some pissed off teamsters went to work on the hood, quarterpanel, rear with sledgehammers. I used to think that she went to work, now I'm suspicous that she might be competing in demolition-derby's during the day. I've loaded up on dent-pullers and bondo, next up is a garrett which I'm about ready to use on her.

[2Sheds_Jackson]

I don't feel comfortable saying every, but many women -- and a few men -- regard a vehicle as an appliance that you use and use until it breaks, then you get a new one. Umm...no. It's a MACHINE that requires MAINTENANCE. It has moving parts that need to repaired or replaced periodically

Oh man - very well put. My wife is one of those every women.

She has a Dodge minivan - a perfectly excellent vehicle - which at this point should take it's case to the UN for an American torturing it.

She calls me the other day and says "oh man I hate driving this thing, it's so embarrassing!"
"why?"
"it's making noises."
"what kind of noises"
"it's the brakes I think. I guess."
"front or back?"
"front. I think. I can't tell."
"hold your phone out the window and stop"
She proceeds to do so, and I hear the most gawdawful scraping sound of metal-on-metal. I pictured a bright 10-inch curl of fresh steel being excavated from the rotor, and the van leaving a trail of metal bits behind.
"you have another car in the driveway. For God's sake woman...drive it until I can get the van fixed..."
Poor thing : (