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    valentines day

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    Quote Originally Posted by IDF_TANKER View Post
    You know what? - I agree with you.

    But let me suggest a slightly different perspective. If we look at the bottom of the matter, we will see that there is a certain hypocrisy about all this "killing animal is evil" thing. The thing is that we do kill animals, we do it intentionally, painfully for the animal and on the industrial scale. Not only we kill animals, but we also torture them - intentionally: think about all the completely routine stuff they are doing in the farms, e.g. castrating the bulls or cutting their horns off. And what about marking them by burning their skin. And what about ****** abuse, a blunt rape of sheep, which became a norm amongst Ngati's countrymen (but yeah, I agree - this is a whole different story...).

    I mean, do any of this to a little cute kitty and you will be instantly accused of being a pervert, belgian, sadist, nazi, Macs or any other not less severe crimes. So, the question thus, which we presented for our unintellectual investigation is this: What the fvck is the difference?? What is the difference between castrating a cute kitty and a bull? What is the difference between molesting a sheep and a cute kitty?

    The answer which we usually will hear from the nazi-belgian-terrorist-Macs apologists is this: castrating a bull, molesting a sheep and cutting the cow's throat, they all have a purpose, a purpose which is supposed to serve the good of the main kind (keep us fed, dressed and ******ly satisfied). And if we are being completely honest in this intellectual inquiry of ours, we will admit that there is a certain point to this.

    The problem in purposeless torturing and killing a cute little kitty is not that is purposeless, but that it is purposeless in our mind. Just like the kitty's cuteness is in our mind. Surely, if the kitty was ugly and we had to kill for the purpose of making shawarma/kebab at the shawarma joint int the Tel-Aviv market, it would be perfectly OK.

    The difference is thus within us, within our human mind. At this point of our thorough intellectual inquiry we have to ask ourselves: why the fvck would we do something like that ??Why it makes for us such a difference, whether the murder, torture and abusive exploitation are for a certain purpose or just for fun?

    My personal opinion (based on my extraordinary intuition and sever chemical imbalance, caused by continues ****** frustration) is that this has something to do with our inherent human compulsive instinctive ability to project our emotions on our fellow human beings. The same ability which has been developing through the ages of human evolution to allow us effectively survive and coexist as social tribal animals. The same ability, we all so affectionately call sympathy.

    Now, when the human evolution has reached its final dead end, and lately all it does is freakish agonizing movements creating as a byproduct such creatures as belgians and Macs, we started to project our emotions, our sympathy on animals. Thus, the cruel and abusive behavior towards animals is subconsciously automatically perceived by us as cruelty toward a human being. Therefore such behavior, indicating something animal, stripped of anything human(and thus humane) (usually caused by excessive drinking or socializing with Macs, Gypsum and other belgians), will inevitably frighten and disgust us.

    I'm glad to conclude by this our little intellectual inquiry as to human nature and its implication on the unhuman nature. I hope it shed some light on the various and different matters which otherwise would stay in the deep dark of the human ignorance. So help us God.

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    Things I am currently hating: 1) the little punk who rang my doorbell early this a.m. thereby forcing me to stay awake...drink coffee...and listen to my cats fight;

    2) The elderly Jewish woman down the street who has "adopted" me as the "daughter she never had" because I went to school w/ her kids and they've abandoned her...and she has become the most controlling, overbearing person I've ever known on this planet, not to mention a hoarder beyond belief...who cries poor and has a sh**load of $ stashed in a trust fund that's a "secret." So, why have I been taking her to food banks and clothing closets (and secretly donated to my lidless trashcans all the crap she has brought to my home)? To further the hoarding problem, I suppose...but, no more. Telephone is unplugged and I'm not home...

    3) Being nice all the time.

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    Then be an a$shole. That's what MP.net is for..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbadon the Despoiler View Post
    valentines day
    Worst day in the f-kin callendar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravage View Post
    Worst day in the f-kin callendar.
    nah could be worse but it was unpleasant....
    thank god for booze

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    Pogues. ............

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    Having worked a month long contract for a company to design a production line only to be told that I'll have to convince the directors that it worth the investment... I hate this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pvtvince View Post
    Having worked a month long contract for a company to design a production line only to be told that I'll have to convince the directors that it worth the investment... I hate this
    Join the Infantry.

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    Hahahahgood one, in a couple years maybe, my knee still needs medical care.

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    You boys need to scan this article - not that we want to think about V day again...but...the first paragraph is interesting...ouch

    http://abcnews.go.com/Health/PainNew...4286202&page=1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Netfleur View Post
    You boys need to scan this article - not that we want to think about V day again...but...the first paragraph is interesting...ouch

    http://abcnews.go.com/Health/PainNew...4286202&page=1
    Buncha suckas, yo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IDF_TANKER View Post
    I mean, do any of this to a little cute kitty and you will be instantly accused of being a pervert, belgian, sadist, nazi, Macs or any other not less severe crimes. So, the question thus, which we presented for our unintellectual investigation is this: What the fvck is the difference?? What is the difference between castrating a cute kitty and a bull? What is the difference between molesting a sheep and a cute kitty?
    Oh come on - you seriously don't see an intellectual difference between legitimate animal husbandry and cruelty just for cruelty's sake? We remove horns so the lovely animals don't spend their time goring each other etc. We kill cows with a single bolt to the head, we don't beat them to death with shovels.

    I've castrated many a cat, but it's done under anesthesia (the cat I mean, not me) and it's done so that lots of other little cats aren't created, who would have to be put down. I don't do it because it's fun. Although it may be fun, I'll have to try it. But there's a huuuuge difference between responsible animal management and being an absolute pussy who can only demonstrate his manliness by dominating a f*cking kitten.

    Quote Originally Posted by Netfleur View Post
    So, why have I been taking her to food banks and clothing closets (and secretly donated to my lidless trashcans all the crap she has brought to my home)? To further the hoarding problem, I suppose...but, no more. Telephone is unplugged and I'm not home...
    ...well good for you, it sounds like you're really helping her out. And yeah I guess you're entitled to be currently hating it too. Sounds like there's a reason her own kids have distanced themselves from her. As a middle aged bastard myself, I've found that as people get old, their eccentricities get even more ****ounced - and some people are really hard to tolerate. You feel like saying "You've told me that story 5 times in the last month. Yes, I know that Lois Draper had the most beautiful silver tea set that was given to her by her Aunt at her wedding who you think lived over on Commonwealth Ave. in Brookline near Dr. Goldstein's office but of course she was never there because of the charming vacation house they built up in Marblehead that has 7 bedrooms and she'd only tolerate you parking in front of the house on the cobblestone if your car was blue or black and that out-of-control daughter of hers went and bought a red convertible can you believe it and she'd fight like cats and dogs with that girl who ended up mixed up with that crowd out of Hyannisport who own the construction company that won the contract to build the Big Dig in Boston and what a disaster that was, jeekers you couldn't even get to the back bay for the longest time but now those old neighborhoods are just enchanting with all the greenspace they've put in there."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Netfleur View Post
    2) The elderly Jewish woman down the street who has "adopted" me as the "daughter she never had" because I went to school w/ her kids and they've abandoned her...and she has become the most controlling, overbearing person I've ever known on this planet, not to mention a hoarder beyond belief...who cries poor and has a sh**load of $ stashed in a trust fund that's a "secret." So, why have I been taking her to food banks and clothing closets (and secretly donated to my lidless trashcans all the crap she has brought to my home)? To further the hoarding problem, I suppose...but, no more. Telephone is unplugged and I'm not home...
    The Jew cleverly shifted it's shape. The only thing it has adopted is your bank account.

    You can only blame yourself. Everybody is informed about the Jews these days, especially since 9/11.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Sheds_Jackson View Post
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    "You've told me that story 5 times in the last month. Yes, I know that Lois Draper had the most beautiful silver tea set that was given to her by her Aunt at her wedding who you think lived over on Commonwealth Ave. in Brookline near Dr. Goldstein's office but of course she was never there because of the charming vacation house they built up in Marblehead that has 7 bedrooms and she'd only tolerate you parking in front of the house on the cobblestone if your car was blue or black and that out-of-control daughter of hers went and bought a red convertible can you believe it and she'd fight like cats and dogs with that girl who ended up mixed up with that crowd out of Hyannisport who own the construction company that won the contract to build the Big Dig in Boston and what a disaster that was, jeekers you couldn't even get to the back bay for the longest time but now those old neighborhoods are just enchanting with all the greenspace they've put in there."
    2nd best rambling pointless story ever (only beaten by Grandpa Simpson's talk about nickel's with pictures of bumble bees on them).

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