Things I am currently hating

[gaz]

I just received a text message from my hot friend Vikki telling me that she's putting on her shortest skirt, her lowest cut top and she can't wait to meet me a in a bar at 8.

Unfortunately she lives about 360 miles away so it's probably safe to assume she's sent it to the wrong person.

Bugger.

[California Joe]

I hate when that happens.

[gaz]

I hate when that happens.

Maybe it was you that she meant to send it too. Have you ever been to Inverness?

[Jameten]

I just received a text message from my hot friend Vikki telling me that she's putting on her shortest skirt, her lowest cut top and she can't wait to meet me a in a bar at 8.

Unfortunately she lives about 360 miles away so it's probably safe to assume she's sent it to the wrong person.

Bugger.

or! she might send it to you with purpose, just to make you angry, Hanna my ex did that to me for just a few days ago, she started to give me a striptease and then after a while she said she just was playing with me, i hate that ****

[PUG]

Maybe it was you that she meant to send it too. Have you ever been to Inverness?

Why on earth would anyone want to be in Inverness?

[gaz]

Why on earth would anyone want to be in Inverness?

Her parents moved up there about four years ago, then she followed them up a year later.

[Vince S]

or! she might send it to you with purpose, just to make you angry, Hanna my ex did that to me for just a few days ago, she started to give me a striptease and then after a while she said she just was playing with me, i hate that ****

Slap the bitch, that'll teach her.

[PUG]

Her parents moved up there about four years ago, then she followed them up a year later.

What an unfortunate situation.

[Macs.]

I hate that iTunes is the only place on the internet to find some rare good movie soundtracks. I had to pay 9,99€ for the freaking Con Air OST.

[gaz]

What an unfortunate situation.

Not really - she wouldn't sleep with me when she lived a mile and half away so the extra 358.5 haven't really made all that much of a difference.

[gaz]

I hate that iTunes is the only place on the internet to find some rare good movie soundtracks. I had to pay 9,99€ for the freaking Con Air OST.

I don't know how itunes works but can you get a refund because I can email it you if you want.

[Macs.]

I don't know how itunes works but can you get a refund because I can email it you if you want.

Fuuuuu-. I don't think I can get a refund.

But do you happen to have the Gremlins 2 soundtrack in full length ?

[Jameten]

Quoted for being the best advice you could get.

Hmmm maybe i should do that right now, it would be like Hey Hanna! oh hi Simon! BANG! knocked that bitch out! haha

[gaz]

Fuuuuu-. I don't think I can get a refund.

But do you happen to have the Gremlins 2 soundtrack in full length ?

Alas no, but I do have 'We can't dance' by Genesis if you're interested.

[Dinges]

Right now, I'm hating my co-workers at my security guard job. Amongst them:

A woman in her late '30s/early '40s, who is a total bitch. She tries to boss me around, and gets all upset with me over things I do/don't do in the course of my work. Everything she's complained about has been bullsh*t, but it isn't worth arguing with her about.

A 21 year old college student, who is a total nerd but thinks he's cool. He thinks he's an expert on military weapons from the video games he plays.

A guy who's dream is to work part-time in a local gunstore. He also thinks he knows all about weapons, even though he never served in the military. He argued with me that the "M14A1" is vastly superior to the AR10, and that wood stocks are superior to synthetic stocks in terms of resilience. He also thinks it isn't important for airborne snipers to have rifles that will maintain their zeros, since "the likelihood of them ever actually having to use them is next to none". He's trying to impress everyone, so always acts like he knows everything, and tries to boss me around.

We also had a gay guy who was into S/M, and always wore a leather collar under his uniform, which would make his skin break out. He quit last week.

Gawd, I hope I get a real job soon. Working with whitetrash losers really sucks......

Many moons ago when doing security in the UK I had a shift supervisor that was an alcoholic. He was an ex Green Jacket. We at one time had to carry him to the back-office because he was so sozzled that he pissed himself while sitting ( passed out ) at radio base control. We covered for him and cleaned up after his wetworks. And then to cover his arse he had me suspended and moved offsite.

Thanks Pat you Irish git.