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    Men being horrified a girl likes them. My friend really likes this guy and they're chatting on fb and he says "oh you should check out the pics from the wedding at the weekend" so she does and she asks me "How can I let him know I like him?" so I said "Just say he looks great in a suit or something"

    So she comments saying "You really look great in that suit" that and now hes all wierded out and not talking to her...and shes mad at me for giving her such AWFUL AWFUL advice.
    Seriously. A solid 9/10 22y/o blonde says you look great in a suit. By show of hands who smiles and who panics and runs away...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corrupt View Post
    Men being horrified a girl likes them. My friend really likes this guy and they're chatting on fb and he says "oh you should check out the pics from the wedding at the weekend" so she does and she asks me "How can I let him know I like him?" so I said "Just say he looks great in a suit or something"

    So she comments saying "You really look great in that suit" that and now hes all wierded out and not talking to her...and shes mad at me for giving her such AWFUL AWFUL advice.
    Seriously. A solid 9/10 22y/o blonde says you look great in a suit. By show of hands who smiles and who panics and runs away...?
    The guy's a homo.

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    A bitch who works in the building where I'm a security guard made a formal complaint against me, accusing me of being hostile and threatening, because I wouldn't let her bring her bicycle into the building through the lobby. She has a reputation for being a total bitch, who complains whenever she fails to get her way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corrupt View Post
    Men being horrified a girl likes them. My friend really likes this guy and they're chatting on fb and he says "oh you should check out the pics from the wedding at the weekend" so she does and she asks me "How can I let him know I like him?" so I said "Just say he looks great in a suit or something"

    So she comments saying "You really look great in that suit" that and now hes all wierded out and not talking to her...and shes mad at me for giving her such AWFUL AWFUL advice.
    Seriously. A solid 9/10 22y/o blonde says you look great in a suit. By show of hands who smiles and who panics and runs away...?
    What a faggot. That's only normal in middle school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaijinsamurai View Post
    A bitch who works in the building where I'm a security guard made a formal complaint against me, accusing me of being hostile and threatening, because I wouldn't let her bring her bicycle into the building through the lobby. She has a reputation for being a total bitch, who complains whenever she fails to get her way.
    But you'd have done that to anyone with a bike, right? Let me guess she thinks you intentionally "targeted" her", right? I hate people like that who always play "the victim" when they can't get their way.

    Hope it all goes well for you.

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    Thanks, Red_Fern. She's a paralegal in the Federal Public Defenders office, and it looks like nobody in her office gets along with her. Fortunately for me, the property manager is backing me up.

    She threatened to file a complaint against me a few months ago, when I wouldn't give her free parking on a weekend.

    To answer your question, Yes, I would have done that with anyone trying to bring a bike through an office lobby. In downtown Portland, pretty much all the nicer buildings prohibit bicycles from being on their carpets and marble, and everyone knows it. She was trying to break the rules, and when i encorced them, she decided to play "the victim", alleging that I was "in her space" and "hostile". Whatever....

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaijinsamurai View Post
    A bitch who works in the building where I'm a security guard made a formal complaint against me, accusing me of being hostile and threatening, because I wouldn't let her bring her bicycle into the building through the lobby. She has a reputation for being a total bitch, who complains whenever she fails to get her way.
    You probably shouldn't have waved that gun in her face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corrupt View Post
    Men being horrified a girl likes them. My friend really likes this guy and they're chatting on fb and he says "oh you should check out the pics from the wedding at the weekend" so she does and she asks me "How can I let him know I like him?" so I said "Just say he looks great in a suit or something"

    So she comments saying "You really look great in that suit" that and now hes all wierded out and not talking to her...and shes mad at me for giving her such AWFUL AWFUL advice.
    Seriously. A solid 9/10 22y/o blonde says you look great in a suit. By show of hands who smiles and who panics and runs away...?
    his loss.....whats her facebook addy.... ;P

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaijinsamurai View Post
    A bitch who works in the building where I'm a security guard made a formal complaint against me, accusing me of being hostile and threatening, because I wouldn't let her bring her bicycle into the building through the lobby. She has a reputation for being a total bitch, who complains whenever she fails to get her way.
    ........................................Racist!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaijinsamurai View Post
    A bitch who works in the building where I'm a security guard made a formal complaint against me, accusing me of being hostile and threatening, because I wouldn't let her bring her bicycle into the building through the lobby. She has a reputation for being a total bitch, who complains whenever she fails to get her way.
    mate,

    coz she works in "legal" she thinks she above the law she works to uphold!!

    if you done no wrong (which im sure you didnt) you got nowt to worry bout!!

    utrique paratus!!

    regards,

    neil.

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    Thanks, neil!

    Meinteil, actually she's white, and since I'm part Cherokee (I know I don't look it!) I can claim she was being racist!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBL View Post
    You probably shouldn't have waved that gun in her face.
    My boss said it was a good thing I didn't try to shove my **** in her mouth.

    He's a retired infantryman, with an awesome sense of humor, and has our back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greendzflash View Post
    mate,

    coz she works in "legal" she thinks she above the law she works to uphold!!

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    +, she works for the Federal Government, which makes her even more arrogant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaijinsamurai View Post
    Thanks, neil!

    Meinteil, actually she's white, and since I'm part Cherokee (I know I don't look it!) I can claim she was being racist!!!
    I know...just giving you a little crap. I've been going through that all day today from patients and visitors. No matter how nice I try to be I keep pissing people off. I guess I must have a$$hole written on my forehead today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corrupt View Post
    Men being horrified a girl likes them. My friend really likes this guy and they're chatting on fb and he says "oh you should check out the pics from the wedding at the weekend" so she does and she asks me "How can I let him know I like him?" so I said "Just say he looks great in a suit or something"

    So she comments saying "You really look great in that suit" that and now hes all wierded out and not talking to her...and shes mad at me for giving her such AWFUL AWFUL advice.
    Seriously. A solid 9/10 22y/o blonde says you look great in a suit. By show of hands who smiles and who panics and runs away...?
    Does not compute... Guy must be gay.

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