Reply With QuoteOriginally Posted by ed316
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Hood should change that!
That I have to wait 24 hours to give reps to my internet friends
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Hood should change that!
Nothing ever annoys me, I'm a little ray of f*cking sunshine.
When I wake up in the morning getting ready for work and the woman doesn't have my shirt ironed and creaseless. Again I am forced to take my belt and show her who's boss.
When I get home from a hard days work and the woman doesn't have my supper hot and ready on the table. I am then forced to take off my belt and show her once more that if it wasn't for me she would starve to death for I am the man who puts bread on the table.
When I'm finished a nice warm supper and i'm finished watching the military channel and I get into bed awaiting the woman to do her job of pleasing me when she complains about being too tired or she has her ' period '. I don't want to hear excuses, I want to see some action! Thus i'm forced to force myself on her further angering me and when I am finished I grab my belt and teach her a lesson.
Your mom has a very sad life...
What does my mom have to do with anything?
Ok, you apparently didn't get the joke. No offence mate.
I treat my mom like the woman she is if that's what you were hinting, I thought you were gonna start making fun of my mother, if so I would have just agreed with you because she's a b****.
Door-to-door salespeople...no matter what they are selling - whether it's chocolate or Jesus. Or a chocolate Jesus. On second thought, I would buy a chocolate Jesus.
But case in point-
this bouncy college freshman lookin' girl comes to my door 2 weeks ago. She's all f*ckin' perky as hell, rolling up on the balls of her feet and just...I mean I wanted to cold **** her on general principle. Then, because she's obviously so damn cute, she proceeds to talk to me as if she's known me for years.
"How ya doin'? Hey, I'm trying to get this sweet car, and I'm going around to my neighbors (I've never laid eyes on this fool), and I was wondering if you could help me out!".
I smile politely and reply "heh, not if it involves me buying anything from you"
And she then produces a slick, plastic coated brochure with a bunch of magazines on it "oh, no, not buying anything - magazines. You love to read, right?"
I chuckle and say "ah, magazines. Sorry, not interested. Not today"
"but it would really help me out" she says, while giving me the "sad girlfriend" look and tone of voice. "I can get this car!"
I say - "I'm sorry, I'm not interested. Seriously."
She stands there.
"No. Thank you."
And she still won't get of my goddamned front step. She stands there with her head cocked to the side looking at me I say "Goodbye" very deliberately while staring her in the eyes - and she gets all pissy with me and huffs off, scuffing her feet and giving me stink eye. WTF?
Replace girl with helicopter and you know what happpens to me everyday.
Me thinks 2Sheds and Joe are just pissed off because:
1. The are both now on Viagra
2. They hate the fact they can not pull chicks anymore unless they pay 25 bucks on the edge of town
3. Even when they take the Viagra their *** life revolves around Mrs Palmer
4. They take their frustrations out on hot chicks. Not because it's cheeses them off. But rather because they cant get any in the elevator
5. They get really pissed off because their kids probably bring home more intelligent, better looking chicks then they did. Oh and the kids are probably banging right now during "study"
6. Their daughter(s) are probably doing the same thing at some jocks place. Or worse became a cheerleader and is doing the the basketball team. Just think of the black ****!
/haha
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You can add Clete Torres to that.
Me thinks 2Sheds and Joe are just pissed off because:
1. The are both now on Viagra
2. They hate the fact they can not pull chicks anymore unless they pay 25 bucks on the edge of town
3. Even when they take the Viagra their *** life revolves around Mrs Palmer
4. They take their frustrations out on hot chicks. Not because it's cheeses them off. But rather because they cant get any in the elevator
5. They get really pissed off because their kids probably bring home more intelligent, better looking chicks then they did. Oh and the kids are probably banging right now during "study"
6. Their daughter(s) are probably doing the same thing at some jocks place. Or worse became a cheerleader and is doing the the basketball team. Just think of the black ****!
/haha
So tree lover..... you plan in going on vacation?
Oooo burn...Me thinks 2Sheds and Joe are just pissed off because:
1. The are both now on Viagra
2. They hate the fact they can not pull chicks anymore unless they pay 25 bucks on the edge of town
3. Even when they take the Viagra their *** life revolves around Mrs Palmer
4. They take their frustrations out on hot chicks. Not because it's cheeses them off. But rather because they cant get any in the elevator
5. They get really pissed off because their kids probably bring home more intelligent, better looking chicks then they did. Oh and the kids are probably banging right now during "study"
6. Their daughter(s) are probably doing the same thing at some jocks place. Or worse became a cheerleader and is doing the the basketball team. Just think of the black ****!
/haha
You in trouble.
Emo ****sticks and people who think war should be all touchy feely and "Oh I'm sorry I shot you when you were lying down wounded, please put me on trial for war crimes."
I'll ****ing hammer fist the next person that tries to send me some ****ing emo **** on myspace.
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