Things I am currently hating

[Uncle Sam]

"Reality" T.V. 'nuff said.

[Impulse_t0]

when i go to the barber shop ive gone to my whole life and some new guy working there cuts my hair. i told him to give me a 4 on top and a 1 on the sides and he ended up giving me a 2 on top and a 0 on the sides. also women with fire crotches piss me off.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Dude, what are you doing with a red headed girl in the first place. Yuck.

[DeathForSale]

Okay so anybody can join the IDF?, well I'm not so sure, I've been involved in a couple of running gun battles with people who couldn't shoot to save their souls but to tell you the truth every single time I heard those bullets whizzing by I felt scared ****less. I don't know maybe that's just me but I wouldn't want to experience it again unless I had to.

[W3s II]

"Reality" T.V. 'nuff said.

Amen to that.

[goldman]

I think war is fun. The reason I joined the IDF was to kill terrorists. I didn't tell them that when I joined though. I find it fun because I don't value my life, because it is in fact worthless and i'm putting it to the best use in the IDF, in my opinion. I was going to join the U.S. Marines, but it would have taken too long since i'm Canadian.

Sorry to go off topic..........

I HATE TERRORISTS!!!!!!!!

Good for you. Now War is fun? You're the first person i've heard to say war is fun? But again I can see Hollywood has brainwashed you.

[memphiz]

I think war is fun. The reason I joined the IDF was to kill terrorists. I didn't tell them that when I joined though. I find it fun because I don't value my life, because it is in fact worthless and i'm putting it to the best use in the IDF, in my opinion. I was going to join the U.S. Marines, but it would have taken too long since i'm Canadian.

Sorry to go off topic..........

I HATE TERRORISTS!!!!!!!!

Shut up you stupid F*cking wannabe poser

Your just some 18 year old Canadian punk kid who couldnt hack it in the reserves, now you claim to be in the IDF. Bull F*cking Sh*t. Grow some balls and man up, Im tired of this crap written by you because its all lies.

[DeathForSale]

Well I guess that explains it. I don't see why people have to lie whether or not they where in the army. I ahve nothing to hide, I HAD to serve in my army because my countrie's military is based on conscription. You don;t have to make ridicoulus stuff up to make you're self seem tough. And no WAR IS NOT FUN BY ANY MEASURE.

[Impulse_t0]

Shut up you stupid F*cking wannabe poser

Your just some 18 year old Canadian punk kid who couldnt hack it in the reserves, now you claim to be in the IDF. Bull F*cking Sh*t. Grow some balls and man up, Im tired of this crap written by you because its all lies.

I can't believe you Memphiz, accusing me of posing to be in the IDF?. How dare you insult me like this. I don't have to waste my time proving to you that I am in fact in the IDF. I am in Toronto until February for personal reasons, and if you're ALSO in Toronto, I would only be too happy to share some pictures and gear I brought back from Israel. If you're nice, i'll even give you a barret. You're just jealous or maybe you're the one who needs to grow some balls and realize that somewhere, there may be someone who's sick enough (like me) to enjoy the thrill of battle. I may be a fool, but i'm still a soldier.

Leh Lehizdayen be tusik blaitt ve leh l'azazel

[tanneyman]

i guess we found out what drives impulse's gears :0

[wulfstan]

Stupid haircuts. In the UK right now there is a fashion for blokes to spend about £50 in Tony & Guy for a haircut that entails shaving down one side, a mullet at the back, and spikey on top, and even hi-lights on the spikes! Every time i see one of those ponces i want to punch them in the face. </end rant>

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Stupid haircuts. In the UK right now there is a fashion for blokes to spend about £50 in Tony & Guy for a haircut that entails shaving down one side, a mullet at the back, and spikey on top, and even hi-lights on the spikes! Every time i see one of those ponces i want to punch them in the face. </end rant>

I agree. It's just a tool for ugly people to distract peoples attention from their grotesque face.

[Bugalugs]

Do you know what pisses me off? Getting old. I'm only 35 but I'm starting to feel it. And what's more I'm starting to show it. The other day I was shaving my face and in the mirror I noticed growing out of my ear hole this long black and wirey hair that did not belong there. How long was that thing on there? And did other people notice it but they were just to polite to say anything about the big black tentacle coming out of my ear? Something else that has come with age for me is the complete and total vocalization of my thoughts. I have conversations with myself and I never used to do that. But the worst indignity of all that has come with age is the fact that high school girls no longer find me attractive. It's not like I would do anything anyway, but it's kind of nice to be noticed. I used to turn heads at the bus stop in the morning. That doesn't happen anymore.

did those heads turn all the way round and vomit pea soup?

[California Joe]

Me thinks 2Sheds and Joe are just pissed off because:

1. The are both now on Viagra
2. They hate the fact they can not pull chicks anymore unless they pay 25 bucks on the edge of town
3. Even when they take the Viagra their *** life revolves around Mrs Palmer
4. They take their frustrations out on hot chicks. Not because it's cheeses them off. But rather because they cant get any in the elevator
5. They get really pissed off because their kids probably bring home more intelligent, better looking chicks then they did. Oh and the kids are probably banging right now during "study"
6. Their daughter(s) are probably doing the same thing at some jocks place. Or worse became a cheerleader and is doing the the basketball team. Just think of the black ****!

/haha

As opposed to banning you for sullying the reputations of not 1 but 2 Moderators in a single post, and just because I think you're cute in your latex skirt, I shall address your scurrilous remarks.

1. I cannot speak for the Shedsmeister but the equipment still is in working order even without ***** pills.
2. 25 bucks? 1967 called, they want their hooker rates back. Say, have you seen my trunk?
3. I'm an artist, therefore it's good that my hands are smooth and supple. At least my right hand.
4. Chicks still dig me. And anyone that can write like 2Sheds can definitely still run a line on the honeys.
5. My 10 year old son gets all the women, it's true......
6. Here's where the urge to kick your ass becomes the strongest as my daughter is 13 and you know how fond we are of people talking about banging and cocks and 13 year olds in the same posts don't you?

PS Impulse, I assume you are being facetious in your posts. If you're not, then I'll have to assume you're one of the biggest ****s I've ever seen on this board and expect to be banned shortly.

[Geezah]

Stupid haircuts. In the UK right now there is a fashion for blokes to spend about £50 in Tony & Guy for a haircut that entails shaving down one side, a mullet at the back, and spikey on top, and even hi-lights on the spikes! Every time i see one of those ponces i want to punch them in the face. </end rant>

Here's a little titbit for you, I used to knock around with Guy's sons(Guy jr and Zak in Cobham, Surrey) when I was like 13 to 16, they lived about 15 houses down from me. Had my hair cut by him a few times, I think they moved out to Texas. There are/were 5 brothers only 4 cut hair the 5th one had a gimp hand.

[Slinky]

1.russians
2.junkies
3.drug dealers
4.dumb teachers
5.counter strike
6.sl*ts
7.those damn punk people