Where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capostrano
Just the ridiculous amount of ignorance my roommate displays. I kid you not every 5 fuckin seconds while watching tv he goes, "What is that?" "What are they doing?" "I didn't know you could do that." I swear to God if I hear his laugh that sounds like someone saying "huh" in quick succession one more time I might commit my first hate crime against gays.
I really think I'm the only person on this planet that isn't deaf. This fag is 5 feet from his tv and has the volume turned up literally all the way. My tv is on my desk a foot from me and I can hear his easily over mine