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Funny Spam from an 'ex US Marine officer in Iraq'
Very funny to read, after the soon of a dictator in Africa, the sister of a king in Caraibes or a parents of an ex president in South America now the Marine Officer in Iraq, this kind of spam follow the international crisis and news.
From. Mr. Ryan Brandon.
Email. ryanbando54@yahoo.co.in
ryanbrando54@hotmail.com
Satellite phone. +447031898659
Good day.
My name is Ryan Brandon, an ex-US marine
officer , now working with one of the international
agencies in Iraq which I will tell you later . I need
your assistance in moving the sum of{ Four Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars.$4.5m} out of Iraq for investments
in your country or any other country of your choice .
This money is not a stolen fund nor related to money
laundering or drug money and there is no risk involved
as all loop holes that may lead to any trace have been
sealed and made sure that coast is very clear before
contacting you , my priority is to see that the money
is well invested and my share kept safely until I
complete my mission .
This is how I got the money , we discovered a
huge sum of money which was well concealed in barrels
with piles of weapons and ammunitions at a location
near one of Saddam’s old palaces during one of our
rescue operations . It was agreed by all parties
present that the money be shared amongst us, this was
quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what ? no
compensation can make up for the risks we have taken
with our lives in this hell of a hole. The above
figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal
this kind of money became a problem for me, so with
the help of a British contact working here and his
office enjoys some immunity, I was able to get the
package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble
spot. He does not know the real contents of the
package, and believes that it belongs to an
Asian/American who died in an air raid, and before
giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his
business associate.
I have now found a secured way of getting the
package out to a safer country for you to pick it up,
and will discuss this with you when I am sure that you
are willing to assist me. One passionate appeal I will
make to you is not to discuss this matter with a third
party, should you have reasons to reject this offer,
please destroy this mail as any leakage of this
information will be too bad for us. I do not know how
long we will remain here, I have survived three
suicide bomb attacks by the special grace of God, this
and other reasons I will mention later has prompted me
to reach out for help, I honestly want this matter to
be resolved immediately.
Please contact me as soon as possible.
Regards.
Ryan Brandon.
Seems legit. I'd help him if I were you.
"hell of a hole"??
And I love how the yahoo mail account is Indian.
I was able to get the
package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble
spot. He does not know the real contents of the
package, and believes that it belongs to an
You would almost need a C-130 to move $4.5 million in 100s.
I m still in process with the brother of an ex president in asia (15M$) , the sister of an ex dictator in West Africa (4.8M$) and the soon of a bank president poisonned by his governement in East Africa (2.6M$), I have no time to reply to himit cost time to help them !!
If you do reply to those guys, remember, to be safe. They are amusing, but they are also dangerous criminals.I m still in process with the brother of an ex president in asia (15M$) , the sister of an ex dictator in West Africa (4.8M$) and the soon of a bank president poisonned by his governement in East Africa (2.6M$), I have no time to reply to him
just copy the letter including all the headers, click forward, then paste then send to abuse@yahoo.com or abuse@hotmail.com
if you reply they know your email address is viable and will sell it on to other Nigerian 419 scammers.
Best one ive seen is someone guy emailed back and made them type out the latest harry potter book out and send it to him. Which they did.
Uhhh...why?
I not stupid, all this scrap go directly to my trash and get wipped when I reboot. I don't even understand how people can reply to this email.
http://www.419eater.com/html/samuel_eze.htm
Take a look at this, scroll down for pictures, this guy plays the crims and makes life a bit more difficult for them. Stuff like getting your photo taken with bread on your head, or reserving a hotel room for him and of course he doesn't show.
Have a fish around on that site, think he actually GOT MONEY out of one of them too!
Regards
BB
Exactly i just dont understand how people fall for this rubbish.
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