Reply With QuoteI was having a good time until I saw that other people ceased having a genuinely good time.
You know, I was genuinely having a good time up until the point when I read the gay****russianchickenrapistarmy joke. Seriously? Is that what passes for humor in the Balkans? Perhaps a botched translation?
I was having a good time until I saw that other people ceased having a genuinely good time.
i dont find these kinds of jokes funny.
why did the chicken cross the road?
because it didnt have a head.
Small Bloke Sitting In Bar
In Walks A Big Bloke , Steps Over And Chops The Small Bloke And Sends Him Flying
That He Says , Is A Karate Chop From Japan , Then He Walks Out ,
While Later The Big Bloke Walks In Again , Walks Up To The Small Bloke And Hits Him Again
That He Says Is A Judo Slap From Korea
Small Bloke Gets Up And Walks Out
A While Later The Small Bloke Walks Back In To The Bar , Steps Over To The Big Bloke
And Knocks Him Out Cold
Turns To The Barman And Says , When That c*nt Wakes Up Tell Him That Was A Crowbar From B&Q
That's not Balkan humor... you sure about teh translation?Originally Posted by Annihilator9112
This one is not my but i found it on a different forum. i find it extremly funny ahha. if it offends anyone i will remove it. pls pm me.
"I once heard a story about a crazy Bosnian extremist that ate babies and had *** with chickens,
he commanded an army of 600,000 Islamic terrorist devils that roamed the Balkans in search of chickens for him to
rape (very evil)...but fortunetly, 2 Serbs and a Russian defeated the army by beheading them with their
*****es...when they examined the bodies, they found gay ****agraphy in their pockets - it seems the chicken rapist
was paying them with gay ****"
Well it fits the thread title, it is a retarded joke.
A woman walks into the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
"What denomination?" asks the clerk.
"Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic and one Methodist."
HILLARY CLINTON and BARAK OBAMA
LOLOLOL!!!!1111oneoneeleven
no
How to make a snow blower out of diswasher?
Give your wife a shovel.
I got arrested at the swimming pool today.
Both the 'S' fell of my speedos
Truth to be told, I never have understood this fear of the so called "speedos" in US. In every second comedy there is a joke about them, like it would be something weird to wear such swimming pants.
Try ****ing wear a pair and look yourself in the mirror for starters
Wait...Don't tell me you use 'em already
True story.
I was driving one of our Sri Lankan laborers to the airport for his vacation. He was sitting beside me counting some small bills then put it in his shirt pocket.
I asked him what that was for? He said food.
"You're not going to be that hungry. You just ate before we left. Then it's just a 4 hour flight home and there's food on the plane anyway."
"Exactly, first time I came here I was so hungry on the plane and I didn't order from the stewardess because I had no money then."
Man I pulled over quick because I was laughing so hard till I realized that it was really kinda sad. The man had very little schooling and it's not his fault he didn't know.
Some airlines charge for ANY food inflight these days
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