An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed. In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on. At this point, the Englishman goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of whisky. He hands the bottle to the Irish man, whom exclaims,'' may the Irish and the English live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The Irish man then tips the bottle and gulps half of the bottle down. Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Englishman, whom replies: '' no thanks, I'll just wait till the Police get here!''
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What are you shaking for? She's gonna eat me.
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Brother and sister are engaged in a ****** deed. Just after they finish, the brother looks deep into the sisters eyes and says, "You're much better than mom."
"Yeah, I know. Dad told me!"
A horse walks in to a bar, the barman asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies, "I've just found out i've got AIDS."
More polish jokes !
What did Zimbabweans use before candles?
Electricity.
What did the Amish use before candles?
horsecrap.
What is a man with his arm stuck in the horse's ass.
Amish mechanic.
This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: “When Nixon visited Moscow, he and Khrushchev ran around the Kremlin in a race. Nixon came the first. How should our media report on that?”
We’re answering: “The report should be as follows: ‘In the international running competition the General Secretary of the Communist Party took the honorable second place.’ Mister Nixon came in one before last.”
What does the ocean and whores have in common?
They both swallow seamen!
A Jew walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks it while reading the newspaper, then thanks the bartender and walks out.
While this is indeed funny, I actually did this once or twice.Originally Posted by Niels
What is the diffrence between a catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
A priest, a rapist, and a peadophile walk into a bar, and that's just the first person.
Which reminds me this joke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rm0GPc7VBA
TANKER you f*cking minyak
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