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    Quote Originally Posted by Saranof
    Accidents happen, whatever your current position in politics
    Nah accidents don't happen they are caused.

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    Actually hunting accidents happen quite often, fair enough, it shoudln't have happened to such a high profile figure but in a way it's a good thing. They can turn this around and push a huge stay safe while hunting campaign.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarkingSquirrel
    Oh puhleeze. The entire post can be summed up as "Ooooh looky at that meany Chenney, he's shooting people! OmGz!!!". Try spouting your bullshit to someone who doesn't know better.
    Maybe his pacemaker fluttered...

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    Hey lets vote on "person we want to go hunting with chenney"

    I nominate GW Shrub

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    Quote Originally Posted by ogukuo72
    guns + alcohol = trouble!
    not in this case. the local sheriff has finished their investigation. no alcohol was involved during the incident (although afterwards...). cheney got a warning to be more careful but no other action is to be taken (normal for this kind of thing).

    meanwhile, let the jokes commence! TV Comedians Target Cheney Accident

    "We can't get Bin Laden, but we nailed a 78-year-old attorney."

    "The guy who got gunned down, he is a Republican lawyer and a big Republican donor and fortunately the buck shot was deflected by wads of laundered cash. So he's fine. He took a little in the wallet."

    "**** Cheney is capitalizing on this for Valentine's Day. It's the new **** Cheney cologne. It's called Duck!"

    "Now, this story certainly has its humorous aspects. ... But it also raises a serious issue, one which I feel very strongly about. ... moms, dads, if you're watching right now, I can't emphasize this enough: Do not let your kids go on hunting trips with the vice president. I don't care what kind of lucrative contracts they're trying to land, or energy regulations they're trying to get lifted — it's just not worth it."

    "The big scandal apparently is that they didn't release the news for 18 hours. I don't think that's a scandal at all. I'm quite pleased about that. Finally there's a secret the vice president's office can keep."

    "Apparently the reason they didn't release the information right away is they said we had to get the facts right. That's never stopped them in the past."

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    did anyone see the duck hunt cartoon on countdown/keith olberman and the one on the daily show?they were both funny,but the keith olberman one gets the nod..anyone spottd them on the net yet?

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    there was one on jimmy kimmel with bugs bunny and the hunter and he shoots the sh** out of bugs bunny. Then there was one where michele kwan dropped out of the olympics due to injury and they did a remake on kimmel of her getting shot by cheny funny sh** late night had a field day.

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    Just got an update from CNN that the guy who got shot suffered "minor heart attack" when one of the shotgun shots lodged in his heart. Not good...

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    story here.

    The 78-year-old lawyer who was shot by Vice President **** Cheney in a hunting accident has some birdshot lodged in his heart and he had a "minor heart attack," a hospital official said Tuesday.
    i don't think this will be called a 'minor' incident any longer. 'lodged in his heart'? this must have been more serious than has been let on.

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    Cheney cleared in hunting accident

    CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas (CNN) -- Authorities have cleared Vice President **** Cheney of wrongdoing in the Texas shooting of a hunting companion, while reporters aimed tough questions at White House officials about their delay in disclosing the accident.

    Sorry libs.


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    cheney got off with a warning for not having a permit

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    what will they do if the guy has a major heart attack & dies. pity he wasnt hunting with bush

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    its not like this kind of hunting accident has never happend before. a buddy of mine got pelted while another hunter was going for a low bird. that other hunter is lucky my buddy didn't shoot back!

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    "The guy who got gunned down, he is a Republican lawyer and a big Republican donor and fortunately the buck shot was deflected by wads of laundered cash. So he's fine. He took a little in the wallet."

    buckshot?

    for birds?

    i think not

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    Quote Originally Posted by pegasus
    what will they do if the guy has a major heart attack & dies. pity he wasnt hunting with bush
    Pity he didn't ask you.

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