"When in Rome"? http://desertdress.com/MensIndex.html
Not while I have a hole in my arse!!!!!
I've got a collection of those: a few everyday crappy ones like what you wear to pump gas or take the donkey out for a walk; a decent white one like the one pictured above; and a real nice dark grey formal one, like what the civilized people wear when going out.
In my avatar you can see me wearing my white one.