Archive Thread 3- Pig Hunting

[Freibier]

Well, I'm too much a pussy to even consider bow and lance for pig hunting
I mean, why live in the 21st century and use obsolete hardware?

[K2-Kelly]

Game ranch? This is the real world lady, where animals live wild and don't get hunted by bullsh!tters. Those wildboar were shot in Germany in a driven shoot. Spear and bow hunting have been illegal here for a long time.

You don't realy think anyone believes the rubbish you keep on posting do you - come on, wise up, let's see the evidence. You get back to your lounger and pour another margareta to help the day dreams flow ... ...

Isn't it time for your "How I killed me a polar bear with only a fruit knife whilst wearing nothing but my thong" story, or does that come after the parachuted into enemy territory and living off of the land BS?

Well then come to America then.....Bow hunting here has become so popular that here in Michigan the season lasts 3 months with centerfire firearm lasting 15 days, muzzle loading I believe only 10 days in that whole 3 month season. Lance few do yet the DNR states as long as it is not an illegal trap/poison/firearm/etc. during the bow season they don't care. It most often reserved for bear by a select few in the south hunting them with dogs, yet some have begun to use them on other game all "lunging" not throwing.

However, perhaps bow hunting was banned in germany as it does take a bit of patience and skill. "Driving them" to hunters waiting sipping coffee and then unleashing a hailstorm once they come into the open or reach the end of some gully trapped naturally taking some skill of its own as I suppose you need to walk to where you'll wait trigger fingers twitching.

Here though still popular as I believe in America we have 1 or 2 guns still laying around many simply find it too easy....So enhance their season bow hunting many simply leaving the gun to more worthwhile ventures.

Havn't you heard? We're the new Barbarians in the U.S.........You don't even have hunting compared to what goes on here in the land of pleanty .....Come give it a try sometime, you'll like it though we don't wear suits to do it.

[signatory]

You don't even have hunting compared to what goes on here in the land of pleanty

as illustrated by your Vice President.....

[DeltaWhisky58]

Well then come to America then.....Bow hunting here has become so popular that here in Michigan the season lasts 3 months with centerfire firearm lasting 15 days, muzzle loading I believe only 10 days in that whole 3 month season. Lance few do yet the DNR states as long as it is not an illegal trap/poison/firearm/etc. during the bow season they don't care. It most often reserved for bear by a select few in the south hunting them with dogs, yet some have begun to use them on other game all "lunging" not throwing.

However, perhaps bow hunting was banned in germany as it does take a bit of patience and skill. "Driving them" to hunters waiting sipping coffee and then unleashing a hailstorm once they come into the open or reach the end of some gully trapped naturally taking some skill of its own as I suppose you need to walk to where you'll wait trigger fingers twitching.

Here though still popular as I believe in America we have 1 or 2 guns still laying around many simply find it too easy....So enhance their season
bow hunting many simply leaving the gun to more worthwhile ventures.

Havn't you heard? We're the new Barbarians in the U.S.........You don't even have hunting compared to what goes on here in the land of pleanty .....Come give it a try sometime, you'll like it though we don't wear suits to do it.

Madam - I don't live in Germany, if you would care to take a look to the left of this dialogue, you will note that I in fact live in the hunter's paradise otherwise known as Scotland. I do however have extensive experience of hunting wildboar in Germany.

Why would I need to come hunt in Michigan when I have my own deer hunting area here in Scotland where my frfiends and I anually bag between 35 and fifty roe deer, and the odd red deer or two?

Bow hunting has been made illegal in most European countries - I assume you know where Europe is - because it is deemed inhumane and inefficient. I have no personal comment, so unlike your view on rifle hunting I will not comment.

[Beowulf]

"yet barefoot and busted up I still gutted and dragged that 180# dressed bassid the 1/2 mile home through dense woods"

WTF the day a 150lb (? mostly ****s) female carries a 180lb deer, 1/2 mile, barefoot, through dense woods, all the while bleeding from the face is the day Colonel John Matrix loses a knife fight.

Now if you'll excuse me I've got to go report to Space Shuttle Door Gunner School. I might not get in on account of my 82 foot synthetic johnson.

[titget]

"yet barefoot and busted up I still gutted and dragged that 180# dressed bassid the 1/2 mile home through dense woods"

WTF the day a 150lb (? mostly ****s) female carries a 180lb deer, 1/2 mile, barefoot, through dense woods, all the while bleeding from the face is the day Colonel John Matrix loses a knife fight.

Now if you'll excuse me I've got to go report to Space Shuttle Door Gunner School. I might not get in on account of my 82 foot synthetic johnson.

hahahahahhahahhaahahhahha

[Maine Finn]

"yet barefoot and busted up I still gutted and dragged that 180# dressed bassid the 1/2 mile home through dense woods"

WTF the day a 150lb (? mostly ****s) female carries a 180lb deer, 1/2 mile, barefoot, through dense woods, all the while bleeding from the face is the day Colonel John Matrix loses a knife fight.

Now if you'll excuse me I've got to go report to Space Shuttle Door Gunner School. I might not get in on account of my 82 foot synthetic johnson.

Point for the Ninja Mod.

[K2-Kelly]

Yes, Scotland.....The hunters paradise. I'll look for that in the travel brochures.

"yet barefoot and busted up I still gutted and dragged that 180# dressed bassid the 1/2 mile home through dense woods"

WTF the day a 150lb (? mostly ****s) female carries a 180lb deer, 1/2 mile, barefoot, through dense woods, all the while bleeding from the face is the day Colonel John Matrix loses a knife fight. .

and you must "read" the words plus hunt yourself to realize that "drag" does not equal "carry"........In fact, if you can "carry" it ever consider maybe it shouldn't have been shot?......As for the injuries you do the task at hand, how it is unless you can't do them. I've not had the luxury of running home boo-hooing to mommy. However, if that's your thing.....who am I to judge

[Beowulf]

Yes, Scotland.....The hunters paradise. I'll look for that in the travel brochures.




and you must "read" the words plus hunt yourself to realize that "drag" does not equal "carry"........In fact, if you can "carry" it ever consider maybe it shouldn't have been shot?......As for the injuries you do the task at hand, how it is unless you can't do them. I've not had the luxury of running home boo-hooing to mommy. However, if that's your thing.....who am I to judge

boohooing to mommy....what are you kidding me? I've forgotten more about "gut-check" than you'll ever know.

If you think some bs stories from an old lady who looks like Jack Palance on a bad hair day with two overripe casaba melons surgically inserted under his leathery hide, is gonna impress me you are sadly mistaken.

[Chops]

Beo- 1

Leathery Jack Palance with inflatables- Nil

[Maine Finn]

I'm taking bets on the outcome of this line of 'discussion'. Starting at five dollars on Beo.

Any takers?

[Chops]

Side bets jointly controlled? Any unclaimed goes to the house and no CJ can't hold the stake...

[Maine Finn]

Side bets jointly controlled? Any unclaimed goes to the house and no CJ can't hold the stake...

Naturally. Anyone got the popcorn?

[americanbychoice]

Naturally. Anyone got the popcorn?

It's like a car crash, this thread... I don't want to look, but I cannot turn away.

[Asheren]

Throws bucket at Maine Finn. No beer for me today i am still recovering from U-boot hunting last night.