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    Default Ja, Ja Herr Oberst!


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    ^^^^^


    Ja, Ja, Jawohl Herr Oberst, zu befehl Herr Oberst...
    ...How do you say in German "Hold on a minute please Herr Oberst, my mom/girlfriend/wife/whoever is on the other line"???


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Avenger View Post
    ^^^^^


    Ja, Ja, Jawohl Herr Oberst, zu befehl Herr Oberst...
    ...How do you say in German "Hold on a minute please Herr Oberst, my mom/girlfriend/wife/whoever is on the other line"???

    I can only tell You how it sounds in russian. About how it's in german it's better to ask germans

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Avenger View Post
    ^^^^^


    Ja, Ja, Jawohl Herr Oberst, zu befehl Herr Oberst...
    ...How do you say in German "Hold on a minute please Herr Oberst, my mom/girlfriend/wife/whoever is on the other line"???

    "Einen Moment bitte Herr Oberst, meine Mutter/Freundin/Frau/Irgendjemand ist auf der anderen Leitung"

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    Сover of new computer game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Constantin View Post
    Yes )
    For example. It can be used as a shovel.
    Niet, You are wrong! it is tactical stock from third world country. Or some new assortiment created especially for PMC who like retro style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CombatBoots View Post
    Why don't people get to sit on their ass in prison for pointing weapons at fellow soldiers, pulling the trigger, playing with weapons?

    I wouldn't want to be the one sitting near those morons.
    The pistol isn't loaded. I agree on the poor trigger/weapons discipline though.

    EDIT: Apparently he loads it somewhere in the clip....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susumu View Post
    "Einen Moment bitte Herr Oberst, meine Mutter/Freundin/Frau/Irgendjemand ist auf der anderen Leitung"
    Danke sehr, mein freund.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RSone View Post
    The pistol isn't loaded.
    That's what that one guy thought before accidentaly being shot by his own kid.

    There is no such thing as being too careful in the case of guns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sudbin View Post
    Ja, Ja Herr Oberst!
    From Chinese WW2 movie





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    Last edited by vopros; 11-29-2008 at 11:09 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vopros View Post
    From Chinese WW2 movie

    Thank guy looks like a huge wanker. And spraypaint wasn't invented yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vopros View Post
    From Chinese WW2 movie

    Those aren't even MP-40's they look like "grease guns" (don't remember the exact designation)

    He looks like a little kid playing Nazi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red_Fern View Post
    Those aren't even MP-40's they look like "grease guns" (don't remember the exact designation)

    He looks like a little kid playing Nazi
    M3. Least they tried I suppose.

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    Is his helmet XXL or is his head really small?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dling View Post
    M3. Least they tried I suppose.
    Yeah, I guess it's the attempt that counts.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rotorhead View Post
    Is his helmet XXL or is his head really small?
    I think that's a bit of both. Reminds me of the dude from Spaceballs.


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