I've just 'watched' Stealth. Biggest pile of rubbish I've seen in a long time. I know it's made up but a few things got up my nose:
Edi??????? Eddy the shipboard computer from the TV series of 'Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy' was a more believeable computer.
Lets's invade Russian airspace and shoot down some Flankers. This would automatically trigger World War 3.
'Oh no.... my plane got injured...poor plane... I think I'll fly over North Korea and crash... then kill the entire North Korean army because I am Jessica Biel (Roar Roar!!!)
Oh, my plane has blown up...over my head. Oh pretty pieces of burning wreakage are falling all around me. Looksie! I'ver reached terminal veloicty BUT bits of burning plane are still falling faster than me. WTF!
2 hours of my life wasted.......
p.s I forgot.... "I'm releasing Chafe" What!!!! It's Chaff. Chafe is what your underpants do if they're a bit tight!! Chaff is metallic strips meant to confuse radar guided missiles.... Terrible mistake to make whilst flying..... Releasing your tight underpants outside the plane whilst being shot at.... Or maybe the smell made the missiles go off course???