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    The Dark Knight Rises - 6.9/10

    Still a good film, just lacked the intensity of the previous two. The fight scenes between Batman and Bane looked debilitated. For a superhero film, however, the backdrop does provide realism.

    The Bourne Legacy - 6.9/10

    Same thing here. The original Bourne series was fantastic. Great suspense and action. Well choreographed in almost every sense. This film, although still well executed, seemed to be a watered down version of the original. And it drew more questions than it answered. A shame that Matt Damon allegedly stated that he would not partake in further Bourne sequels.

    Grosse Pointe Blank - 7/10

    This film is just good. Watch it if you haven't.

    Total Recall - 5/10

    Mindless action. Although the CGI future looked quite good. By that I mean it was a significant improvement over the Star Wars trilogy. The plot was similar to the original with minor tweaks in a vain attempt to induce originality. Another drawback was the omission of the clever and witty dialogue that brought character to the original. The films superlative attribute was the lead antagonist. Kate Beckinsale looks fantastic. So much so that every time she was in a scene I wanted to fuck my television. She has the ability to maintain her looks through every explosion, gun battle and hand to hand combat sequence, not once smearing her lipstick or messing up her hair. There is no part of that woman I would not attach my tongue to.

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    Am halfway through 'The Change Up'. It's f[*******#000000]u[/COLOR]cking awful but Olivia Wilde looks really, really good so I'll probably watch until the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muck View Post
    Bond: Skyfall
    Bond (Craig) has to save M (Judi Dench) and stuff like that.
    Had the chance to watch this one today and... well, I quit after about an hour. Too much clichè, too little story depth and way too many noncredible action scenes. What have they done? The series's relaunch with Daniel Craig seemed so promising! 3/10
    you're so german

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    Some time ago I watched Red Tails but decided to delay the review until I can write a compelling argument to prevent anyone from ever watching anything that George Lucas and Anthony Hemingway are involved in. To be continued...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vehemence View Post
    Some time ago I watched Red Tails but decided to delay the review until I can write a compelling argument to prevent anyone from ever watching anything that George Lucas and Anthony Hemingway are involved in. To be continued...
    I think I just referred to it as sh[*******#000000]i[/COLOR]t on a biblical scale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by California Joe View Post
    And I'm sure someone could possibly historically confirm but what are the odds of a black American pilot banging the singularly hottest chick in some Italian town and not getting shot?
    Roughly equal to the odds of a hot Italian chick recognising a black American pilot who she'd previously only seen when he was several hundred feet up in the air and doing three hundred knots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaz View Post
    I think I just referred to it as sh[*******#000000]i[/COLOR]t on a biblical scale.
    That's right on the g-spot. I'm simply going to elaborate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by California Joe View Post
    And I'm sure someone could possibly historically confirm but what are the odds of a black American pilot banging the singularly hottest chick in some Italian town and not getting shot?
    Replace pilot with soldier and you have Spike Lee's equally loathsome Miracle at St. Anna.

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    Killer Joe

    Mathew McConaghey owes me 2 hrs of indentured fu*king servitude.....He must have lost a damned dare or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soldat_Américain View Post
    you're so german
    Why's that?
    Casino Royale was great, just for the record. Quantum of Solace was so-so. Skyfall is just a generic super secret agent thriller. That moment when I learnt its about a stolen list of all of NATO's secret agents I already shook my head in disbelief and wondered "Really? How often have we seen exactly that plot before?"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaz View Post
    Am halfway through 'The Change Up'. It's f[*******#000000]u[/COLOR]cking awful but Olivia Wilde looks really, really good so I'll probably watch until the end.


    this ....is ....why...anyone should watch any film she is in.

    also the same with michelle monaghan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vehemence View Post
    Grosse Pointe Blank - 7/10

    This film is just good. Watch it if you haven't.
    I love this film too. Lots of chuckles.

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    Cloud Atlas 9/10

    Excellent movie! Tom Hanks is good as usual, but Hugo Weaving steals the show. I think this is second movie with Hugh Grant in it that I actually like. Like someone said before me, daring and quite impressive.

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    Finally saw The Dark Knight Rises. I'd give it no more than 6.5 or 7 / 10. Overall the plot was very predictable and bland. Special effects were cool, but it wasn't near as good as the 2 previous movies.

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    Pixar's Brave 10/10....watch it on BluRay

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