"Ammo Dump" Has taken on a whole new meaning here in Afghanistan

Soldier415 · 04-13-2009, 05:17 AM

Glad I got the linking issue sorted out.

Another internet epic, this time emanating from MY platoon over here in the 'Stan.

I ahevn't laughed this hard in years and years.

Here is the link: http://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/s...d.php?t=171995

digrar · 04-13-2009, 05:20 AM

Might as well post the whole lot here, rather than re directing us, it's your story, feel free to tell it here.

Soldier415 · 04-13-2009, 05:20 AM

The motivational posters start on page 4, and keep going and going. Read the thread through from page 1...its worth it.

Soldier415 · 04-13-2009, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by digrar

Might as well post the whole lot here, rather than re directing us, it's your story, feel free to tell it here.

I could, but the comments and motivational posters from the guys over there is what makes the whole thing even funnier.

Sand Man · 04-13-2009, 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Soldier415

I could, but the comments and motivational posters from the guys over there is what makes the whole thing even funnier.

I agree but the first post is gold... LOL.

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Originally Posted by Soldier415

NOTE: Kes, Ivan...If this thread is not kosher, remove it. This was just toooo funny not to share with my friends here.

Okay, so we were out on a mission yesterday to provide security/overwatch for a team to do an audit/inspection of a civilian demining company clearing land mines in the Stan.

We get there and are in our vehicles covering the roads for about a half hour. I am sending messages back and forth with my bro who is the TC (Truck Commander) of the vehicle to my rear.

He said he had to poo. I told him he is ****ed because we will be here for another few hours, and he cant get out of the truck because of the mines.

He said he was going to look around in the back for an ammo can.

I thought he was joking.

I told him his truck crew was going to hate him for life...

10 minutes later I saw both front doors open and his gunner pop up and start dry heaving over the side of the turret.

He wasn't joking...

His driver grabbed his camera and turned around in his seat and yelled bro's name loud...

Bro turned his head quickly

Camera went "CLICK"

A legend was born.

James · 04-13-2009, 08:22 AM

He looks like Samwise Gamgee.

Soldier415 · 04-13-2009, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by James

He looks like Samwise Gamgee.

10thmd · 04-13-2009, 08:46 AM

One of my Platoon drivers (Buffalo driver) did something similar in Iraq. He 'pooped' into a gatorade bottle. My PL took a picture and it ended up in our company newsletter (which is shared with the families at home. It was captioned" SGT.... and his new pet snake" LOL My uptight CDR never realized that he published a picture of crap in a bottle! Thank god we have WAGBAGs now.

sct1886 · 04-13-2009, 08:52 AM

New meaning to bio-weapon.

wholagun · 04-13-2009, 09:23 AM

damn that's just mean.

A similar incident happened to buddy of mine on tour in Bosnia when a reporter came over while he sitting and taking a ****, he hid the fact well enough that she didn't realize until she walked down to the rest of his unit who informed her. The reporter then turned around and said yelled in an English accent " Where you taking a poo?" then snapped a distant photo.

chunky93 · 04-13-2009, 10:54 AM

its great to see that even in harsh times in afgan the americans can still find room for humour keep up the hard work US

Martial · 04-13-2009, 10:54 AM

That dude looks just like ME!

Soldier415 · 04-13-2009, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by wholagun

damn that's just mean.

A similar incident happened to buddy of mine on tour in Bosnia when a reporter came over while he sitting and taking a ****, he hid the fact well enough that she didn't realize until she walked down to the rest of his unit who informed her. The reporter then turned around and said yelled in an English accent " Where you taking a poo?" then snapped a distant photo.

Now thats funny right there!

31C · 04-13-2009, 11:10 AM

We never got a picture of the time my buddy did it...rolling around in 1114 the gunner had to take a **** so the TC turned around in his seat and held a trash bag up for the gunner to pop in. When he was done by buddy rolled it up and accidentally grabed the turd. Although the plastic of the bag was between his hand and the poop he described it as a warm soft milkway.

The best part is he refused to throw the bag out the window so they had to drive the next 3 hours with the truck smell like crap. I hear the driver was laughing so hard he almost crashed.

breki · 04-13-2009, 11:14 AM

Afghanistan. That place is littered with ammo dumps of all varieties...

04-13-2009, 05:17 AM	#1
Soldier415 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 11	"Ammo Dump" Has taken on a whole new meaning here in Afghanistan Glad I got the linking issue sorted out. Another internet epic, this time emanating from MY platoon over here in the 'Stan. I ahevn't laughed this hard in years and years. Here is the link: http://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/s...d.php?t=171995

04-13-2009, 08:46 AM	#8
10thmd Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Stranger in a strange land...Texas! Posts: 111	Awsome One of my Platoon drivers (Buffalo driver) did something similar in Iraq. He 'pooped' into a gatorade bottle. My PL took a picture and it ended up in our company newsletter (which is shared with the families at home. It was captioned" SGT.... and his new pet snake" LOL My uptight CDR never realized that he published a picture of crap in a bottle! Thank god we have WAGBAGs now.

04-13-2009, 10:54 AM	#11
chunky93 Banned user Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: GREAT BRITAIN!!! Age: 16 Posts: 73	brilliant its great to see that even in harsh times in afgan the americans can still find room for humour keep up the hard work US

04-13-2009, 05:20 AM	#2
digrar "Wise and Grumpy" Ban Stick Wielder of Death Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: "I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not." Age: 32 Posts: 13,179	Might as well post the whole lot here, rather than re directing us, it's your story, feel free to tell it here.

04-13-2009, 08:22 AM	#6
James Molly747's husband. She kicks ass. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Collierville, Tennessee Age: 35 Posts: 10,381	He looks like Samwise Gamgee.

04-13-2009, 08:52 AM	#9
sct1886 Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: K.C. Mo. U.S.A. Posts: 491	New meaning to bio-weapon.

04-13-2009, 09:23 AM	#10
wholagun Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 2,758	damn that's just mean. A similar incident happened to buddy of mine on tour in Bosnia when a reporter came over while he sitting and taking a ****, he hid the fact well enough that she didn't realize until she walked down to the rest of his unit who informed her. The reporter then turned around and said yelled in an English accent " Where you taking a poo?" then snapped a distant photo.

04-13-2009, 10:54 AM	#12
Martial Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sector 7G Age: 35 Posts: 829	That dude looks just like ME!

04-13-2009, 11:10 AM	#14
31C Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Boring, but prudently invested. Posts: 879	We never got a picture of the time my buddy did it...rolling around in 1114 the gunner had to take a **** so the TC turned around in his seat and held a trash bag up for the gunner to pop in. When he was done by buddy rolled it up and accidentally grabed the turd. Although the plastic of the bag was between his hand and the poop he described it as a warm soft milkway. The best part is he refused to throw the bag out the window so they had to drive the next 3 hours with the truck smell like crap. I hear the driver was laughing so hard he almost crashed.

04-13-2009, 11:14 AM	#15
breki The wrong thread frog Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: It's not easy being green. Posts: 1,880	Afghanistan. That place is littered with ammo dumps of all varieties...