Wild bear kills two Hizb guerrillas in Kashmir - Page 4

Red_Fern · 11-03-2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jobu

A big hairy homosexual killed two terrorists?

British slang FTW.

Nizark · 11-03-2009, 01:35 PM

Well hell, we trained dolphins to find subs and mines and such, why not bears with the taste for terrorist a-holes?

muck · 11-03-2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by alexz

Srinagar, Nov 2 (IANS) A wild bear mauled to death two militants of the Hizbul Mujahideen outfit in a south Kashmir forest Monday, officials said.

A spokesman of the army said a wild bear entered the forest hideout of the separatist guerrillas and killed two of them in Kulgam district.

‘The bear entered the hideout of the terrorists in Dand Nar forest area in Kulgam district today and killed two Hizbul Mujahideen terrorists identified as Saifullah and Qaiser,’ the spokesman said.

The spokesman said Saifullah was the district commander of the Hizbul Mujahideen for Pir Panchal area while Qaiser was a tehsil (sub-district) commander of the outfit.

‘We have recovered in the hideout two AK-47 rifles, four magazines and some other equipment the terrorists had been using ,’ the spokesman said.

It is the first time in the over two decade-long separatist violence in Kashmir that a wild animal has killed separatist guerrillas who often use the densely forested mountains here to build safe havens.
http://trak.in/news/wild-bear-kills-...kashmir/19562/

Now that's golden!
Talking about a divine mission, huh? The universe has just spoken to you, Ahmed!

Excalibur · 11-03-2009, 03:49 PM

NATO should ask India to send those kashmir bears to A-stan

Atlantic Friend · 11-03-2009, 03:56 PM

- And then, Abdul sez, look at that huge bear! He sez, do you think it's dead or just sleeping? And then he sez, wicked cool, guys, let's check it out!

Clockwinder · 11-03-2009, 04:05 PM

Hey! Someone's been sleeping in my cave!

Not any more Goldilocks!

JCR · 11-03-2009, 04:06 PM

I first read wild boars
Now that would've been a terrorist's worst nightmare, killed by angry pigs...

Atlantic Friend · 11-03-2009, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JCR

I first read wild boars
Now that would've been a terrorist's worst nightmare, killed by angry pigs...

"Suddenly Abdul understood why the Kuran says it's best to stay away from pork meat..."

[ KOOSHAB ] · 11-03-2009, 04:27 PM

I'm imagining a rambo-esque bear running throughout kashmir killing terrorists....

...awesome.

hulaku · 11-03-2009, 04:33 PM

I just hope the bear sexually molested these pigs before killing them.

Red_Fern · 11-03-2009, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JCR

I first read wild boars
Now that would've been a terrorist's worst nightmare, killed by angry pigs...

Can you say irony?

Sounds like something one would see on FMyLife: "Today, I was out in the woods with some friends trying to start bad sh*t in Kashmir when out of nowhere, this big-ass bear jumped up and attacked us. 2 people died and now we don't have any RPGs. FML"

hidayatnw · 11-03-2009, 09:19 PM

DONT MESS WITH ME,,

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