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04-01-2007, 03:02 AM
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US attacks Iran; UN chief calling for emergency session
It's happening people!!!
BREAKING NEWS WASHINGTON (CNN) -- U.S. and coalition forces launched missiles and bombs at targets in Iran as Sunday morning dawned in Tehran, including a "decapitation attack" aimed at Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and other top members of the country's leadership. President Bush will announce the start of the military campaign against Iran and its nuclear ambitions in a televised address from the White House today at 11am EST. Meanwhile, United Nations chief Ban Ki-moon has called for an immediate cessation of hostilities and announced an emergency meeting will take place at United Nations headquarters in New York. Sources from the Pentagon have so far been quiet about the attack. However, one General, who asked to remain anonymous, spoke on what is now being called Operation ‘No Vaseline for you, biotch’. The General was quoted as saying “The **** has hit the fan, people. I’m gonna get me a couple of 40’s, some whiskey, and go home and get drunk. I’m really getting too old for this kinda stuff. You know what I mean? Hell, we already bombed Iran so hard they turned Democrat. There better not be nukes flying until after May 18th because I want to see Shrek 3, damn it!” Oh, should you still be reading this, happy April fools day everyone. |
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04-01-2007, 03:05 AM
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Shine your shoes boss?
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Oh boy.. an April fools joke.
Really funny. Like we didn't see THAt one comming.. 
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04-01-2007, 03:07 AM
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This better be news from the East Coast.
Or were all going to die. |
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04-01-2007, 03:08 AM
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I'm sorry to inform you that it is the afternoon here, so you are in fact the fool.
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04-01-2007, 03:09 AM
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I was about to put my skies on for nuclear winter.To bad.
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04-01-2007, 03:10 AM
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Buuur it's cold....
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04-01-2007, 03:10 AM
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04-01-2007, 03:12 AM
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You bastard Midav.
I actually believed you for a second... |
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04-01-2007, 03:14 AM
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04-01-2007, 03:14 AM
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04-01-2007, 03:15 AM
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04-01-2007, 03:15 AM
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Dammit Midav! You Could've Told Me It Was An April Fools Joke Before I Swallowed That Cyanide Caps...................
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04-01-2007, 03:16 AM
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04-01-2007, 03:23 AM
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04-01-2007, 03:25 AM
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Pfftt.. aweful joke.
You should have written only one sentence, citing 'military sources' and a big ol' scary DEVELOPING... |
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