Crumbs! Baguette Leads To Scientific Setback.

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Crumbs! Baguette Leads To Scientific Setback.

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The massive machine at the centre of the world's biggest scientific experiment has malfunctioned again - derailed by a bit of bread dropped by a bird.


The Hadron Collider, buried 100m under the ground near Geneva, Switzerland, is supposed to recreate conditions seen after the Big Bang.
It is hoped the £4.4bn machine will shed light on the event that many scientists believe gave birth to the universe around 14 billion years ago, but the project has suffered a series of setbacks.


The latest saw a "bit of baguette", thought to have been dropped by a bird, fall onto machinery, causing a fault.


Sections of the machine, which fires protons round a 17-mile-long tunnel at close to the speed of light in order to smash them in to each other, then overheated.


Members of the public who had been looking at data published online noticed the temperature changes and contacted journalists at The Register.
They alerted those in charge of the project at the European Organisation for Nuclear Research (Cern).


According to scientists, had the Collider been in operation at the time it would have shut down automatically, avoiding the damage of last September when a large amount of helium leaked into the tunnel.
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But the difficulties faced by those working on the project have prompted some members of the scientific community to speculate, in all seriousness, that the machine is sabotaging itself - from the future.


The theory is that the particle that physicists hope to produce might be "abhorrent to nature", so that once created it would work backwards through time to put a stop to whatever created it.


However Dr Mike Lamont, who works at the Cern control centre, said that the nature of the experiment meant that glitches were inevitable.


"This thing is so complicated and so big, it's bound to have problems sometimes," he said.

Baquette to the Future.

[Behan]

If some pidgeon causes Armageddon, I'll be so pissed.

[Evolv5]

Considering they're working on the level of protons and electrons, a bread crumb is comparatively what Mars is to a pea.

[Atlantic Friend]

I'll have my baguette's atomic structure should be stirred, not shaken.

[brokenclog]

After reading this I couldn't help but visualize some intern kid accidentally dropping his lunch into a billion Euro machine, quickly blaming some innocent bird.

[Atlantic Friend]

Originally Posted by brokenclog

After reading this I couldn't help but visualize some intern kid accidentally dropping his lunch into a billion Euro machine, quickly blaming some innocent bird.

Unless they end up rearranging a whole bird's atoms, I'd concur.

[spiraleddie]

what if the bird got its atoms mixed with the baguettes, would we then have flying baguettes shi**ing breadcrumbs and sesame seeds on our statues

[PrivatePyle]

They should collide pigeons together at close to the speed of sound, rats with wings deserve nothing less.