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Old 02-28-2005, 05:38 PM   #1
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Default The SOUNDS OF HELL

The following article appeared in the well respected Finland newspaper, Ammenusastia

hell sounds oil well hell sounds oil well "As a communist I don’t believe in heaven or the Bible but as a scientist I now believe in hell," said Dr. Azzacove. "Needless to say we were shocked to make such a discovery. But we know what we saw and we know what we heard. And we are absolutely convinced that we drilled through the gates of HELLl!"

Dr. Viktor Azzakov, director of the project to drill a 9-mile-deep hole in remote Siberia.Dr. Azzacove continued, ". . .the drill suddenly began to rotate wildly, indicating that we had reached a large empty pocket or cavern. Temperature sensors showed a dramatic increase in heat to 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit." notes Dr. Azzakov. "This is 10 times higher than we expected. It almost seems as if a fiery inferno is raging within the earth's core

hell sounds oil well "We lowered a microphone, designed to detect the sounds of plate movements down the shaft. But instead of plate movements we heard a human voice screaming in pain! At first we thought the sound was coming from our own equipment." But when we made adjustments our worst suspicions were confirmed. The screams weren’t those of a single human, they were the screams of millions of humans!" Listen to a audio recording of the above article

http://www.branchministry.net/biblet...hellsounds.htm
Warning beware this is extremly disturbing.
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Old 02-28-2005, 05:39 PM   #2
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"Welcome to heaven, here is your harp."

"Welcome to hell, here is your accordion."
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Old 02-28-2005, 06:13 PM   #3
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Been posted before, but still kind of creepy.
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Old 02-28-2005, 06:18 PM   #4
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Thats hilarious. Somone needs to be beaten around the head with their Bible belt.
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Old 02-28-2005, 06:18 PM   #5
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Default Re: The SOUNDS OF HELL

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The following article appeared in the well respected Finland newspaper, Ammenusastia

hell sounds oil well hell sounds oil well "As a communist I don’t believe in heaven or the Bible but as a scientist I now believe in hell," said Dr. Azzacove. "Needless to say we were shocked to make such a discovery. But we know what we saw and we know what we heard. And we are absolutely convinced that we drilled through the gates of HELLl!"

Dr. Viktor Azzakov, director of the project to drill a 9-mile-deep hole in remote Siberia.Dr. Azzacove continued, ". . .the drill suddenly began to rotate wildly, indicating that we had reached a large empty pocket or cavern. Temperature sensors showed a dramatic increase in heat to 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit." notes Dr. Azzakov. "This is 10 times higher than we expected. It almost seems as if a fiery inferno is raging within the earth's core

hell sounds oil well "We lowered a microphone, designed to detect the sounds of plate movements down the shaft. But instead of plate movements we heard a human voice screaming in pain! At first we thought the sound was coming from our own equipment." But when we made adjustments our worst suspicions were confirmed. The screams weren’t those of a single human, they were the screams of millions of humans!" Listen to a audio recording of the above article

http://www.branchministry.net/biblet...hellsounds.htm
Warning beware this is extremly disturbing.
I still don't believe in God. Anyways I am sure hell is here on the surface somewhere its location changes from day to day Rwanda, Bosnia the Sudan.
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Old 02-28-2005, 06:19 PM   #6
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Pretty interesting, would want to go there and hear it for myself before I believe anything from a Communist though
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Old 02-28-2005, 06:40 PM   #7
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I can't hear a thing. The player won't open it.
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Old 02-28-2005, 06:43 PM   #8
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are you useing realplayer?
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Old 02-28-2005, 06:46 PM   #9
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are you useing realplayer?
Yup. I click on the deal and real player isn't picking up a thing.
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Old 02-28-2005, 06:49 PM   #10
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maybe its a dead link, if you want to hear it, trying searching for the sound
of hell.or use media player to open it.
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Old 02-28-2005, 06:51 PM   #11
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http://www.snopes.com/religion/wellhell.htm
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Old 02-28-2005, 06:55 PM   #12
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I thought this thread was going to be about 'System of a Down'
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Old 02-28-2005, 06:57 PM   #13
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it Sounds like people in the subway when someone emit a fart
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Old 02-28-2005, 06:59 PM   #14
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that sounded funny like some tar bulbing very entertaining
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Old 02-28-2005, 06:59 PM   #15
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Interesting. I listened to the Mp3 at http://amightywind.com/mp3/hellscreams.mp3

I remember my brother making something like this for a skit about Greek Mythology (he was Hades). So for a good creepy backround noise, he recorded himself with different moans, at different lengths, overlapped them and looped the sound. It was pretty good.
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